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Definition of compromises in bff relationships

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Oct 1, 2008.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Thought I'd start the obligatory companion thread to Lady_Di's thread.

    For women: I promise I won't steal your boyfriend, we're bffs, xoxo!!!!
    For men: Your turn to be wing man tonight, bro'
     
    #1 heypartner, Oct 1, 2008
  2. HAYJON02

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    I'll let you date my sister if you buy me beer every time we hang out. ;)

    To be fair, that's only all true. In my situation, anyway.
     
    #2 HAYJON02, Oct 1, 2008
  3. xcharged

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    Alternate version...
    "I took the fat one last time"
     
    #3 xcharged, Oct 1, 2008
  4. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    "Hey man, last night I downloaded like 2 terabytes of p*rn, you want some?"
    "Hey man, I got the check tonight"
    "Bro, see that girl over there? Well, I am gonna take her back to my place, turn off the lights, and then say 'I have to sue the bathroom', when I leave, you go in and sex her, ok?"

    One of those things actually happened.
     
    #4 Pizza_Da_Hut, Oct 1, 2008
  5. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Sadly, it's the p*rn one, isn't it?
     
    #5 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 1, 2008
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    Obviously it's the p*rn one or the check one...you can't sue a bathroom!
     
    #6 3814, Oct 1, 2008
  7. SwoLy-D

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    Well, I'll NEVER say that to you, sir. :p Or to anyone, for that matter.

    On the phone: "Damn. Ok. I'll be right there since you got me the last time. What's the fastest way to get to that jail?"
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Oct 1, 2008
  8. MadMax

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    If the toilets overflow, your case is a go.
     
    #8 MadMax, Oct 1, 2008
  9. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Actually it's the first two. I suggested the third one, but my friend didn't want to sue the toilet.
     
    #9 Pizza_Da_Hut, Oct 1, 2008
  10. rrj_gamz

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    Ah, "Taking one for the team"...we've all been there, haven't we? C'mon be honest... ;)

    I'll be doing that tonight as my buddy wants to get to know this girl we met at a bar, and honestly, I don't remember exactly what her friend looks like, but she may be a little heavy...

    That's what friends are for...right?
     
    #10 rrj_gamz, Oct 1, 2008
  11. Lady_Di

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    woman: "i'll be on your side no matter what if you were wrong in your relationship'
    man: "bros before hoes"
     
    #11 Lady_Di, Oct 1, 2008
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    me :

    "Sure i'll sit there and bite my tongue while you prance around gleefully with an immature little daddy's girl until you wind up married to her with 2 kids and then you realize you hate you life"

    ouch.
     
    #12 moestavern19, Oct 1, 2008
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