The Rockets 10 Commandments

mlwoo · Sep 10, 2008

drumbum said:

Everyone must put an H in front of their names to make them great.
(Akeem --> Hakeem)
Click to expand...

Thou shall not laugh at unfunny things ^^^

AntiSonic · Sep 10, 2008

rocketanalyist said:

1. We are the Houston Rockets, who brought this city it’s only championship team. Thou shalt have no other team, in this city or another, before us.
2. You shall not make any logo of another team, whether in a form that is in print, that is on your body, or that is worn on your body.
3. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Houston Rockets, especially for profit, for we will not forgive anyone that uses our trademark in vain.
4. Remember the championship years and keep them sacred at heart.
5. Honor your stars, your coach, your GM and your owner so that your championship runs may be long and continued.
6. You shall not ever hit any fan, for this is a grave sin to the corporate media.
7. You shall not commit adultery or fornication with another team’s players, desiring their miraculous play, unless it be through free agency or a trade.
8. You shall always encourage your players to steal the ball from the other team.
9. You shall bear false witness to referees to get the calls in your favor, but never bear false witness against your own team, even if it is really true.
10. You shall always covet the other teams’ championship rings and trophies, and do everything possible to take it away from them even if by steals, blocks, charges or assists.
Click to expand...

Moses brought these down from The Summit!

Roc Paint · Sep 10, 2008

Thou shall not give up Painted area.

Forums

The Rockets 10 Commandments

mlwoo Contributing Member

AntiSonic Member

Roc Paint Member

Share This Page

About ClutchFans

Rockets Content

Support ClutchFans!