Your Morning Routine

6:05: Alarm goes off but go back to sleep
6:40: Wake up, shave (unless i shaved the night before) brush teeth, and comb hair (whats left of it)
6:50: Grab keys, and something to drink.
7:05: arrive late to work, sit at my desk and check email, check Oil Empires and open cf.

 

6:05 alarm goes off, jump out of bed.
6:10 still in a zombie-like state while I take a leak and then put on my clothes
6:15 grab a quick breakfast (cereal bar or muffin) and either coffee or a Red Bull.
6:20 leave apartment complex, get on 59 North. Listen to Mark and Andre
6:45 Arrive in Channelview just off the beltway, wait 10 minutes in traffic because every driver is a moron and clogs up the lanes trying to pass everybody else.
6:58 Arrive at work, turn on computer.

 

830am: wake up
835am: clean/tidy up house
9:00am: brush teeth, shave
9:15am: preworkout breakfast / read news on web sites/watch whatever is on DVR
1030am: gym
1230pm: return home

 

7:15: Wake up, feed cats, feed turtle, take shower, get dressed and go to work
8:30: Arrive at work, get a drink, check email and clutchfans

 

Lock thread. Ain't no one gonna top this.

 

6:30 -Alarm goes off, I turn it off
7:40 - Actaually get out of bed and go, "**** I'm GONNA BE LATE!"
8:15 - Arrive at work late

 

Sounds like poor people behavior to me.

I'm calling your prole officer.

 

7:30 alarm goes off. Snooze
7:40 alarm goes off again, get out of bed, take shower, shave
7:50 get dressed (clothes prepared by wife)
7:53 eat bowl of cereal, watch a few minutes of sportscenter
7:56 kiss wife and kid, walk out front door with large mug of coffee
8:00 sit down at desk, drink coffee, check email, woot, cf.net, espn, slashdot, digg

 

So you're desk is on your front lawn?

 

My name is CoolGuy. I'm 26 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a CoolGuy, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

 

4:00 alarm goes off
4:30 snooze over and over half an hour (it takes me that long to come to life)
5:00 dress, brush teeth, hair, vitamins, breakfast, talk with wife, leave
5:25 Board bus, sleep on bus
6:55 Bus arrives (I work in Santa Fe but live in Albuquerque)
7:00 Turn on the computer check email, CF, etc.

 

Awesome American Psycho reference!

 

Ha ha...almost. I live two blocks from my office.

 

Fixt.

 

7:05 alarm goes off, I hit snooze in 9 minute intervals until..
8:20 gets up, shower
8:30 brush, shave, get dressed
8:45 head out to work
9:00 arrive at work, check voicemail, finish loose ends from previous day
9:15 on clutchfans and my other usual websites, and the day begins....

 

Not as good as "Don't just stare at it. EAT IT!"

 

6:00AM - Alarm goes off, get up, take shower, fall asleep in said shower
6:45AM - Wake up in shower confused, quickly clean up, eat breakfast
7:00AM - Walk downstairs and start my first training appointment

my routine is very simple and short apparently.

 

5:30 - Alarm goes off.. hit snooze
5:45 - Alarm goes off again... hit snooze
6:00 - Cat bounces on bed meowing and alarm goes off... turn it off and get up
6:05 - Feed and water Cat
6:10 - Turn on the coffee maker
6:15 - On to the Bathroom and shower time
6:40 - Go make my mug of coffee - sweetened no cream
6:45 - blow dry hair.. or let it dry on its own allowing me to spend 10 minutes to go check email
6:55 - Call sister find out if she needs a ride to school.
7:00 - Turn on tv - check weather
7:10 - Get dressed (clothing can now be weather appropriate ) and grab all my crap for the day
7:20 - Pick up sister
7:35 - Drop sister off at school... avoid hitting less than intelligent teenagers who aren't watching for cars
8:00 - Sit down at my desk to check Clutchfans, my UK news and Woot!