pic 1 - "When ya' gotta go, ya' gotta go!" pic 2 - "This ain't gonna stop me from talkin' smack to the officials." or pic 2 - "Mphffr ffckr!"
Portland, in desperation has hired an animal trainer, to reduce T's. Pic 1: "Sit, Rasheed. Good Boy." Pic 2: Since Rasheed has started wearing his new muzzle, he no longer bites refs. He merely growls, thus avoiding countless techicals. --Deji
Pic 1: Wallace warms up for his soon to be famous "drunken monkey dunk". Pic 2: Are you sure these Crest White Strips will really whiten my teeth?
Pic1: Raaaaaaging hemmorhoooooooii...!!!... Pic2: What do you mean I'm not one mad good flosser? I'll show you I'm a damn good flosser! Hah! SEE?
We have been studying, for years, the symbiotic relationship between the homosapien and the towel. It now appears that the towel is more of a parasite than anything else. The towel sucks a fluid like substance from the human. As seen above, it often lurks in the shadows beneath a seat, springs upon the shoulders of a human unexpectedly, and then enters the oral cavity to suck on the fluids. It usually hunts for two hours at a time. Often using the end of the day to gathers with a pack of towels. A family perhaps. The social structure of the towel is very interesting, but we need to learn more.
