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Fighting 5 year olds

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kaleidosky, Dec 21, 2007.

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  1. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Member

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    27 of the little bastards.

    Bring it, 5-year-olds!

    And I also have a 59% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.
     
    #21 Lynus302, Dec 21, 2007
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  2. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Damn, that's cold!
     
    #22 Manny Ramirez, Dec 21, 2007
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    I can't even win a verbal fight with my 4 year old. :sad:
     
    #23 codell, Dec 21, 2007
  4. floyd1

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    All the kids now days are fat and overweight. Wouldn't take much to run around the gym and wear them out.


    Then pounce like a tiger :D :D
     
    #24 floyd1, Dec 21, 2007
  5. The Captain

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    I'm the king of the hill, mofos!
     
    #25 The Captain, Dec 21, 2007
  6. rocketsjudoka

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    25 for me. The martial arts and balance skills really helped out but I was hampered by morality.
     
    #26 rocketsjudoka, Dec 23, 2007
  7. Tom Bombadillo

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    31 for me,
     
    #27 Tom Bombadillo, Dec 23, 2007
  8. Master Baiter

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    I can kick 28 five year old asses.
     
    #28 Master Baiter, Dec 23, 2007
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    22 :eek:
     
    #29 thelasik, Dec 23, 2007
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    Ill sell chocolate to any child................but i'll beat the ______out of ANY of 'em too.

    36! and thats on a slow day.
     
    #30 emoreland, Dec 23, 2007
  11. rimrocker

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    36... my age probably took some off, but I think I could recapture my youth for this... I'd just imagine that every one of the bastards will someday be a teenager ogling my 5 yo daughter and the slaughter would commence.
     
    #31 rimrocker, Dec 23, 2007
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    29!! Finally I will right all the wrongs done to me.
     
    #32 Mr. Brightside, Dec 24, 2007
  13. Yaozer

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    f*** those 5 year olds! If they're bringing friends, I'm gonna bring mine too! Some mamas boys aint comin home for supper today!
     
    #33 Yaozer, Dec 24, 2007
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    i would make a sort of chinese wall barrier at my back and to my sides with the already knocked out carcasses......then i would be able to just concentrate on liquidating the 5year old hostiles attacking straight ahead at 12 o'clock..
     
    #34 pippendagimp, Dec 24, 2007
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  15. The Captain

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    Turns out eight can effectively take me down if I'm not fighting back. Vicious little bastards.
     
    #35 The Captain, Apr 14, 2013
  16. Dairy Ashford

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    They have infinite energy and physical durability, and no moral grounding so they're like animals, fighting to kill. I think the minute they see blood or any hint of physical strain it'd be like scoring points in a video game, and would re-energize them to keep hitting you more quickly and efficiently.
     
    #36 Dairy Ashford, Apr 14, 2013
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    #37 primtim24, Apr 14, 2013
  18. Yonkers

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    25. Not bad. I'm not in great shape but I'm ruthless when it comes to the little kids.
     
    #38 Yonkers, Apr 14, 2013
  19. Han Solo

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    28 punk kids
     
    #39 Han Solo, Apr 14, 2013
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    17. I have no willpower :(
     
    #40 RedDynasty, Apr 14, 2013
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