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The Walmart Cake

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DonnyMost, Nov 15, 2007.

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  1. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost Member

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    just got this in an email... i think it originated in late october of this year, so if anyone's already seen it, my bad (and the search function is down)... couldn't keep it to myself

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    Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
    Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?'
    Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
    Walmart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'
    Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

    :D
     
    #1 DonnyMost, Nov 15, 2007
  2. The Captain

    The Captain Member

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    Oh man! :D
     
    #2 The Captain, Nov 15, 2007
  3. pirc1

    pirc1 Member

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    It was a robot taking the message!
     
    #3 pirc1, Nov 15, 2007
  4. Stack24

    Stack24 Member

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    lol Classic
     
    #4 Stack24, Nov 15, 2007
  5. bladeage

    bladeage Member

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    rofl.. fake it has to be.
     
    #5 bladeage, Nov 15, 2007
  6. Yaozer

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    It took me about 3 seconds to figure it out. I thought Suzanne was going underneath something, hence the best wishes :confused:

    I guess I should go apply to Walmarts :(
     
    #6 Yaozer, Nov 15, 2007
  7. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    At the local bowling alley one night, I ordered a hamburger with a side of onion rings and my wife ordered a chicken sandwich. The waitress wrote down:

    Hamburger - OR
    Chicken sandwich - FF

    My wife got her order, but I never got mine. The waitress had left and I asked the cook why I never got my burger. He replied, "because you ordered a hamburger OR chicken sandwich and I cooked the chicken sandwich.
     
    #7 bobrek, Nov 15, 2007
  8. Smokey

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    Who is the idiot, the Wal-Mart employee or the customer who didn't check the cake before purchasing it? Also, was the customer blind cause the box has a clear window?

    Sorry for being Debbie Downer but the customer is a moron too.
     
    #8 Smokey, Nov 15, 2007
  9. bladeage

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    BAHAHA omg
     
    #9 bladeage, Nov 15, 2007
  10. bladeage

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    gotta love the morans.
     
    #10 bladeage, Nov 15, 2007
  11. DonnyMost

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    dude, if i ordered a cake and it came like that, i would be a fool NOT to take it as is... that is PRICELESS

    probably got a good laugh out of everyone at the office too.. i think it happened in little rock, AR
     
    #11 DonnyMost, Nov 15, 2007
  12. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    on a side note, I bought a birthday cake at Sam's once, it was pretty damn good.
     
    #12 pgabriel, Nov 15, 2007
  13. bladeage

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    If you want good cake, get the McDonald's cake. That cake is made with ingredients that angels bring down themselves from heaven.
     
    #13 bladeage, Nov 15, 2007
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    I went down the street to the 24-hour convenience store.

    The guy's locking up.

    I said, "Your sign says you're open 24 hours."

    He says, "Not in a row."
     
    #14 WildSweet&Cool, Nov 15, 2007
  15. hooroo

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    if it's real maybe the customer got it as a freebie or at a discount
     
    #15 hooroo, Nov 15, 2007
  16. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Hispanic?
     
    #16 moestavern19, Nov 15, 2007
  17. A-Train

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    At least the cake is big enough for Milton to get a piece...
     
    #17 A-Train, Nov 15, 2007
  18. bladeage

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    In this case, not likely.
     
    #18 bladeage, Nov 15, 2007
  19. Smokey

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    I chuckled but then it hit me that someone who is likely to make that mistake probably didn't graduate high school. Then I got sad and pissed at the customer.

    Carry on.
     
    #19 Smokey, Nov 15, 2007
  20. bladeage

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    I actually know people who graduated from high school who would probably make the same mistake and even misspell more words.
     
    #20 bladeage, Nov 15, 2007
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