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Oxford Physicists Mathematically Prove Parallel Universe Theory

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by weslinder, Sep 25, 2007.

  1. HipHopSince1981

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    lol

    LegendZ3, we can add this to the 3423234 theories about where lost is going..but i'll run with this theory for awhile ..hmmm.. all makes sense now :cool:
     
  2. A-Train

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    So, in a parallel universe, is Chuck Norris a fat, out of shape tard that routinely gets his ass kicked and has never had sex before?
     
  3. bladeage

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    Yes, in a parallel universe, Chuck Norris, is basically, you.

    ;)
     
  4. WhoMikeJames

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    So did you just make a Parallel Universe Paradox?
     
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    No! the Laws of physics and mathematics does not apply to Chuck Norris...stupid.
     
  6. A-Train

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    Hey! I've had sex before....
     
  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Hence undeniable proof of a parallel universe! :p
     
  8. ymc

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    This was the theory behind making that movie, The One, but unfortunately they could only afford to pay 23 Jet Li's, so the infinite universe theory got trimmed down a bit.

    Does this mean that there is a universe out there somewhere that has no parallel universes?

    What?

    *POP*
     
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    In another dimension Spanoulis really is the T-Mac of Greece.
     
  12. Invisible Fan

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    I dreamt I died in a parallel universe.
     
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    So is there a parallel universe to which there are no parallel universes?

    (universe A-SPLODE!!!!)
     
  14. rocketsjudoka

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    No in that universe T-Mac is the Spanoulis of the US.
     

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