List Your Weird Eating Quirks

I wear a banana clip on my taint hair

 

Yeah, I rarely eat cereal with milk.

 

I don't eat...

any condiments
eggs
cheese
most veggies (green beans and grilled zuchini are all I eat)
sandwich meat
tomatos
salads
salmon
tuna
sushi

I do eat...

Mostly meat and potatos.

 

I don't like to eat with my hands. This includes food that people normally would eat with their hands. I can eat it - it's not like I am disgusted by it - but I have to wash my hands soon afterward.

This would include: pizza, hamburgers, french fries, chips, chicken nuggets, etc.

I prefer to eat those things with a fork.

For some reason, I don't really mind when it comes to sandwhiches and hot dogs.

 

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

 

And you give other posters grief for smoking weed????

 

I know Master Baiter think this is extremely odd but I eat pickles or cucumber with pretty much anything. I am not a big fan of ketchup, in fact, I can't stand the smell of ketchup. On rare occasions when I eat a hot dog, I will have ketchup on it though. I miss having a good hot dog loaded with shrimp salad on the other hand..MAN, I would pay good money for a hot dog with shrimp salad right now! (It's a Swedish thing,,,you wouldn't understand unless you've tried it..it is awesome!)
MB puts ketchup on fish sticks with Mac and Cheese...that is pretty nasty if you ask me.
I will not eat frozen pizza, cheddar cheese (or any other orange cheese for that matter), peanut butter and jelly sandwich, grape juice,grape/cherry candy etc.
I also kind of hate bell peppers on Pizza.

 

That's nothing new for an *** face.

 

just kidding.

 

thanks for the laugh.

 

Whenever I have Pringles, I always lick the flavoring off both sides before eating them. I will sometimes do this to like ten in a row and then eat them all at once in a sort of non-crispy, flavorless Pringle sandwich. I loooooooove Pringles.

 

I always cut with my right hand, but I just leave the fork in my left hand to eat (and I am right handed).

 

Sometimes I have sensuous fantasies about ice cold diet coke being poured on my naked body while i drink some at the same time.

 

I drink, on average about 2.5 quarters of iced tea per day. That's the average. On a day where I'll drink one liter, the next day I'll usually end up making a three-quart batch, downing it, and then having to make another. After years of coffee (quit six years ago after NBAtalk-related ulcers) and Diet Coke issues, this to me seems the best caffeine-related alternative. Tastes best, too, and it's water-based and not a bad diuretic that I know of.

I probably also down about 3/4 tablespoons of Tabasco a day on whatever works with it. My girlfriend is always having to take the big bottle off our living room coffee table (where I eat and re-watch games during the day) and away from the "nice books."

 

That is just odd...

 

i know a guy who only eats a dry burger. he never wants anything on it. if he orders a whopper, whataburger, or big mac, all he wants is the bun and meat. no veggies, sauce, or condiments. you'd be surprised how often they get his order wrong.

 

Dammit, now my thoughts have been diverted to sex and it isn't even 8:30am.

 

I'm curious. Do you get a lot of acnes?