List Your Weird Eating Quirks

I could live on a diet of diet coke and crackers.

 

I eat pickle with salt, and ketchup with noodles...

 

At fast food joints, I make a point to tear off my ketchup packets in the very corner, completely......then apply it to each individual fry before I eat it. I can't stand to see someone rip it down the middle, and then squirt it all over all their fries. I can't even dip into those container deals. Gotta have the packets.

I've got problems.

 

You must pee before your meal, ala Mr. Clutch.

 

I noticed some of specified certain cereals they will only eat soggy. I eat NO cereal crunchy. I pour myself a bowl of cereal, whether it is Frosted Flakes, Raisin Bran or Cheerios and wait about 5 minutes until it is good a mushy (some takes longer than others...Captain Crunch you really have to work at). Yum yum. Good breakfast.

Oh, and one time I saw a blimp.

 

That reminds me, I like my prison meat loaf with plenty of bread.

 

I don't like onions, corn, beans, mashed potatoes, strawberries, pork, or beef other than steaks and fajitas. I detest seafood.

I cannot eat mushy cereal.

I eat all the toppings off my pizza first then the crust. ie. pepperoni first, then cheese, then crust

I have to pick EVERYTHING apart. Whether its by cutting or tearing apart.

My napkin is always neat, even if I use it alot. I fold it after every use.

If I'm VERY hungry, but there's nothing that I like, I'd rather keep starving then eat something I consider gross.

 

The weird thing about my drinking is that I drink almost nothing but water, juice or iced tea. Don't drink soda (pop to you inbreds, j/k) or alcohol.

The weird thing about my eating is that I will eat anything. If it won't kill me, I'll eat it. I'd be like tyrone on fear factor, I'd eat a donkey c**k. I wouldn't mind trying some of "weird" stuff people are mentioning. I won't list out the things I've eaten, it will probably gross you out.

 

more people should use that strategy. Sometimes its better to be hungry then cram some fastfood junk down your throat

 

sig worthy.

 

Hispanic?

 

I live my life according to the provisions of the 5 minute rule.

 

As long as it is not in fuchsia.

 

The counter-clockwise swirl.

 

Hey man, that's my move! You copying my move?

 

Beets

 

Does anyone else other than me eat dry cereal for breakfast?

 

I sometimes like to snort the hair from the shower drain.

 

I like to clip my toenails and then floss with them.