How do these people survive? Email

> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
> > menu that
> > you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken
> > McNuggets. I asked
> > for a half dozen nuggets.
> > We don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager
> > at the
> > counter.
> > "You don't?" I replied.
> > "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
> > "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can
> > order six?"
> > "That's right."
> > So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what
> > happened a couple of months ago. I was checking out
> > at the local
> > Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind
> > me put her things
> > on
> > the
> > belt close to mine.
> > I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep
> > by the cash
> > register
> > and
> > placed it between our things so they wouldn't get
> > mixed.
> > After the girl had scanned all of my items, she
> > picked up the
> > "Divider"
> > looking it all over for the bar code so she could
> > scan it.
> > Not finding the bar code she said to me "Do you know
> > how much this
> > is?"
> > and
> > I
> > said to her, "I've changed my mind, I don't think
> > I'll buy that
> > today".
> > She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and
> > left. She had no clue
> > to
> > what had just happened.....
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE!!!
> > A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into
> > her floppy drive
> > and
> > pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to
> > what she was doing,
> > she
> > said
> > she was shopping on the Internet and they kept
> > asking for
> > a credit card number, so she was using the ATM
> > "thingy"....
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping
> > beside her car.
> > "Do you need some help?" I asked.
> > She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the
> > battery to this
> > remote
> > door
> > "unlocker". Now I can't get into my car. Do you
> > think they (pointing
> > to a
> > distant convenient store) would have a battery to
> > fit this?"
> > "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
> > "No, just this remote thing," she answered, handing
> > it and the car
> > keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked
> > the door, I
> > replied,
> > "Why don't you drive over there and check about the
> > batteries?
> > It's a long walk."
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too
> > swift.
> > One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and
> > said, "I'm
> > almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use
> > copier machine
> > paper," the secretary told her. With that, the
> > intern took her last
> > remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
> > photocopier and
> > proceeded to
> > make five "blank" copies.
> > It probably was a resume for the White House
> > internship ! )
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large
> > motor home was
> > towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was
> > in dire need of
> > repair and the whole thing generally looked like an
> > extra in
> > "Twister".
> > I asked the manager what had happened. He told me
> > that the driver had
> > set
> > the
> > "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a
> > sandwich.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
> > My neighbor works in the operations department in
> > the central office
> > of a
> > large bank. Employees in the field call him when
> > they have
> > problems with their computers. One night he got a
> > call from a woman
> > in
> > one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've
> > got smoke
> > coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys
> > have a fire
> > downtown?"
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
> > I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher
> > commented that
> > the next day would be the shortest day of the year.
> > My lab partner
> > became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I
> > explained to her
> > that
> > the amount of daylight changes, not the actual
> > amount of time.
> > Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > ...AND THE WINNER IS.....
> > Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a
> > suspect by placing
> > a metal colander on his head and connecting it with
> > wires to a
> > photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was
> > placed in the copier,
> > and
> > police pressed the copy button each time they
> > thought the
> > suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie
> > detector" was
> > working,
> > the suspect confessed.

 

Jovi, you guys have independance day? You celebrate it on Oct. 3? Don't you know it's July 4?

Who was it that said July 4th wasn't the day we kicked your @$$, it was when we said we would kick your @$$ ?