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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, May 20, 2007.

  1. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    Man has struggled with this since Neanderthal, Cro-Magnon.
     
    #1 Jugdish, May 20, 2007
  2. SirCharlesFan

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    lol your mom
     
    #2 SirCharlesFan, May 20, 2007
  3. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    My mom? More like your mom!
     
    #3 Jugdish, May 20, 2007
  4. WWR

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    If you deny it...........you're as guilty as Orange Juice.
     
    #4 WWR, May 20, 2007
  5. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Lame.

    From what I've seen, especially in clubs, they ignore it, But it tends to be women. Men tend to excuse themselves.
     
    #5 Fatty FatBastard, May 20, 2007
  6. Yaozer

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    This is ridiculous! Everyone knows men don't fart! we fart roses, peaches, cinnamon rolls, and all sorts of happiness!
     
    #6 Yaozer, May 20, 2007
  7. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Let's truly settle it:

    I know a place that allows boxing.

    Anytime. Anyone. Preferrably SamFisher, but I'll take all comers.
     
    #7 Fatty FatBastard, May 20, 2007
  8. Blake

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    I'm in.
     
    #8 Blake, May 20, 2007
  9. weslinder

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    All I know is that it wasn't me.
     
    #9 weslinder, May 20, 2007
  10. Two Sandwiches

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    If it smells pretty bad, I did it.

    Otherwise, he who smelt it dealt it.
     
    #10 Two Sandwiches, May 20, 2007
  11. BrieflySpeaking

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    the silent ones are always the killers
     
    #11 BrieflySpeaking, May 20, 2007
  12. Yaozer

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    I don't know why people hide it. When I go.. I make sure the universe knows.

    ...especially when it's dead silent and you're taking a test. DAMN YOU SPICY BURRITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
    #12 Yaozer, May 21, 2007
  13. swilkins

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    If you are in a public place and you smell a fart, it was me.

    I apologize in advance. I started the day off ok, but then the day just sort or started dragging. I get agrivated when this happens. If I am lucky enough to build up a good one, I will let it go while walking in front of a good sized group. It really doesn't matter what the group is.

    The bottom line is that they blame themselves and it makes me feel good to know that I brought a little happiness to someone else's day.
     
    #13 swilkins, May 21, 2007
  14. rrj_gamz

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    It wasn't me...
     
    #14 rrj_gamz, May 21, 2007
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    I drink/eat a lot of protein shakes/bars which leads to smelly farts throughout the day. As a practically joke, after letting one loose in front a group, I :D ask someone if they smell something burning.... ;) :D
     
    #15 bigballerj, May 21, 2007
  16. BigSherv

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    why have people started posting such crap in here?
    Has the board been taken over by 13 year olds?
     
    #16 BigSherv, May 21, 2007
  17. Falcons Talon

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    Real men claim theirs.

    Personally, I am proud and astonished of the sounds and smells that my body can create.
     
    #17 Falcons Talon, May 21, 2007
  18. Falcons Talon

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    From the front page of the forums:
     
    #18 Falcons Talon, May 21, 2007
  19. BigSherv

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    my bad... but still this wasn't even a good thread. You want to starts a thread tell us your most recent crop dusting story. Not break down whoever smelt it dealt it. i expect more from Rockets fans.


     
    #19 BigSherv, May 21, 2007
  20. Falcons Talon

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    Holy cow...you must have missed some classics then.
     
    #20 Falcons Talon, May 21, 2007
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