JVG on Match.com

some of you guys already seen it, its pretty funny IMO



JVGthonglvr64


I am: A legend

Seeking: Anything

Interested in: Lover, battleship parter, taking it to the limit

Location: The danger zone

Occupation: Honda civic pace car driver/ NBA Offense Killer

Ethnicity: Pale

Religion: Slowness

Star Sign: I dont believe in that ****

Relationship Status: Married, but looking - was seeing Matt Bullard

Have Children: Talk to my lawyers

Want Children: Get ****ed

My Goods:
Height: 48"

Weight: slightly heavier than mist

Hair: not existent, frizzy combover, ring shaped

Eyes: bloodshot , creepy racoon

My Habits:
Cigarettes: Only when I'm logged on or watching the Survivor finale

Booze: Only on Spring Break

Drugs: Religiously

Self Love: Playoff pending

Your Goods:
Height: 6'2

Weight: Thick

Hair: Extended

Eye color: Mystical

Your Habits:
Cigarettes: Never

Booze: You know it..

Drugs: If it helps you to keep up with me - knock yourself out

Self love: Don't even think about it

Other:
Last great book I read: Instructions to my new Casio

Most humbling moment: Showers with Mutombo

Favorite on-screen sex scene: Anything with Paul Giamatti

Celebrity I resemble most: Paul Bearer of the WWE but I've been told I look like a smaller version of Vince Vaughn

Song or album that puts me in the mood: "Maneater", anything by Gwar

5 items I can't live without:
-Diet Coke
-Mascara (eye shadow)
-Mold of Alonzo Mourning's leg
-Honda Civics (models, actual cars, paintings, sketches, pictures)
-Jock Jams 7

If I could be anywhere right now:
Getting freaky on Ibiza or in the Big Brother household

 

oh here is the link

http://thesportshernia.com/classifieds/index.html