Let's talk about sex

Did the "nurse" do anything else?

 

Some crazy girl on acid at Vandy stuck her tongue in my ass when she was done teabagging me.
It was hot.
I didnt kiss her afterwards.

 

but you ended up marrying her, right?

 

Nope.
But she teaches yoga in Dallas now.

 

Is it gay if your girlfriend wears a strap on and performs anal sex on you?

 

Some pretty damn disgusting individuals in clutchfans..

 

^Some questions weren't meant to be asked, and a lot of people sure as heck weren't meant to answer.

 

I am sure the conversation went like this

"Hey Honey can i stick my wang in your pooper?"

 

This thread is gross.

 

How can a girl teabag you?

 

Oh p.s. i've had a girl lick my butt too

it was kinda weird

I told all her friends

 

yeah, i caught that too. i decided to let it slide, but since you mentioned it.

 

whatever happend to that "boys town" donkey show thread?

 

i think this site has the type of info you're looking for.

 

homepage?

 

I knew this thread would bring out the Baqui99...

(and just for the record, I have never done any of these acts being talked about here, nor do I ever intend to.)

 

I'll take this:

There is nothing wrong with that arena with a woman, in my experience, as I'm sure plenty of men here have done what this thread was, no doubt, about.

Realize, that before what I'm about to state, these things weren't even remotely considered in a relationship...

FYI, In the 80's oral sex was the norm. In the 90's, shaved hair was the norm. In the 2000's, anal sex has become the "new" norm..

I shudder to think what p*rn pirates are going to have women do when he's "of age" that is considered the norm, because, as of now, most people think back-door is.

I can say I tried it once on my ex. Unfortunately, nobody told us about the lube. Needless to say, painful on both ends. (my d@ck was worthless for a week. For anyone who has ever had sex scarring, you know what I speak of.)

Ultimately, it all comes down to this: If you need that to satisfy your sex life, you simply aren't doing it well enough.

 

What about in the ear? Anyone tried it?

 

There is such a bad ethnic joke that could be placed here...