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Rockets Pre-Season Caption Game #2

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Oct 12, 2001.

  1. rockHEAD

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    "Hey, look at that, somebody laminated a naked pick of J.Lo to the floor. Sweet!"
     
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    Guy in streamlined uniform gets nuggetslapped by guy in obnoxious uniform.
     
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    I bet if I blow hard enough I can dunk!
     
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    guy in grey shirt: <i>(wow.. number twelve has a nice butt. he must work out)</i>
     
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    Help! I lost one of my fingers! Help me find it! (referring to Mooch)

    Surf
     
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    Tim: Face it Mooch no one can do the robot better than me ...
    ........I got skillz.
     
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    Hardaway: (creak... creak) "oil... oil..."

    Mooch: "Hey Tin Man, you seen my little Toto? That b!tch bit my pinky off... someone's gonna pay..."
     
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    "The butterfly, uh oh thats old! Let me see you TOOTSIE ROOOOLLL!!"
     
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    Mooch skools Hardhatway to the new Power Dancers moves for new season.

    "Ya just mooooove to the left and then moooooove to right"
     
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    Tim Hardaway, looking for his game, must've forgotten that he left it in Golden State several years ago..
     
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    Mooch: No, no, no. This is how you do Tai Chi.
     
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    1) Hey Tim, if ya blow on your knees like this, you wouldn't have to wear them woosie braces.


    2) How low can ya go before your knee goes out again Timmy-poo??
     
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    dan fegan asked mooch if he would look for loose change while he's out on the court.
     

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