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    Got this from a friend...nasty!!!!!!!!!


    Click here



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    got this in an email...:D

    The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people can not stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.
    The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.
    God bless America!
     
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    What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid
    naive
    hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why
    force is sometimes needed:
    1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about
    “peace” and saying
    there should be, “no retaliation.”
    2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force
    is appropriate.
    3) When he says “No,” ask, “Why not?”
    4) Wait until he says something to the effect of,
    “Because that would just
    cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we
    should not cause
    more violence.”
    5) When he’s in mid sentence, punch him in the face as
    hard as you can.
    6) When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a
    mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would,
    “be awful and he should not cause more violence.”
    7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to
    commit additional violence.
    8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.


    Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that
    sometimes it is
    necessary to punch back.
     
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