With Ottomaton's comment of: "How did Rudy's DWI mug shot slip in there as the second picture?" I just had to start a caption game with this pic.
For only $50, we can have Kermit Washington punch you in the face. Reconstructive surgery is the quickest path to success! Just listen to <b>this</b> satisfied customer!
Man I've got a lot of teeth! (see, it looks like he's busy counting with his tongue...oh, never mind)
I.. can't... keep this up much longer... take the picture. Take the picture. TAKE THE G*D**M PICTURE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Rudy : "Hey Fegan quit fondling me." Rudy : "Man, Patrick Ewing really knows his girls. This one is a keeper"
Rudy Tomjanovich thinks about the small things in life that make him smile and giggle like a little school girl: eating at Ruggles, Shandon Anderson's newly signed contract, his tie collection, Olajuwon and cold weather in Toronto, Cato's pink slip, Taco Cabana, Fegan twisting in the wind...
"RING. RING. RING. Yeah, Rudy, this is Garry St. Jean. You can have Marc Jackson. Listen how about swapping Kelvin Cato and Walt Williams for Troy Murphy and a #2 pick...... okay a #1 pick.... but it has to be lottery protected!?!"