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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 1Bowler, Feb 19, 2007.

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  1. A-Train

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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a poker table?
    Chip
     
    #21 A-Train, Feb 20, 2007
  2. macalu

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    what do tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

    nothing, you've already told her twice.
     
    #22 macalu, Feb 20, 2007
  3. Flash Thompson

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    What has 10 thousand arms and 10 thousand legs but no pubic hair?? The front row of a New Kids on the Block concert!
     
    #23 Flash Thompson, Feb 20, 2007
  4. A-Train

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    Damn...there are bad jokes, and there is that...
     
    #24 A-Train, Feb 20, 2007
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    What do you call a man at your front door with no arms and no legs?

    Matt
     
    #25 weslinder, Feb 20, 2007
  6. Austin70

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    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?

    Bob.
     
    #26 Austin70, Feb 20, 2007
  7. macalu

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    what do you call a girl with no arms or legs at a cheese party?

    Bree
     
    #27 macalu, Feb 20, 2007
  8. rusHour

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    this ad was actually in The Times.

    ------------------------------------------
    WANTED
    A tall well-built woman with good
    reputation, who can cook frogs
    legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
    schia garden, classic music and tal-
    king without getting too serious.
    But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
    ------------------------------------------
     
    #28 rusHour, Feb 20, 2007
  9. macalu

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    what do you call a female lawyer with no arms or legs?

    Sue
     
    #29 macalu, Feb 20, 2007
  10. Rocketball

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    Someone explain to me, how can you go through 2 pages of a "Good Jokes" post and not get 1 good joke? :p
     
    #30 Rocketball, Feb 20, 2007
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    What happened to the asian man who walked into a wall with a woody?

    He smashed his nose.
     
    #31 BmwM3, Feb 20, 2007
  12. macalu

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    we're all Carlos Mencia's apprentices.
     
    #32 macalu, Feb 20, 2007
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    FOR SALE
    Complete encyclopedia set.
    Brand new. Never used.
    Not needed. Wife knows everything.
     
    #33 Wangdoodle, Feb 20, 2007
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    What do you call a guy that is 8 and 1/2 by 11 with black-lettered tattoos all over him saying who he's gonna give his inheritance to after he dies.

    Will.

    (yeah, I just made that one up)
     
    #34 3814, Feb 20, 2007
  15. jello77

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    why do women get periods?



    because they deserve them
     
    #35 jello77, Feb 20, 2007
  16. Manny Ramirez

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    Hehe - it's funny because it is true. :eek: :p ;)
     
    #36 Manny Ramirez, Feb 20, 2007
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    Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.
     
    #37 dsnow23, Feb 20, 2007
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    It's much funnier when Uma says it.
     
    #38 plcmts17, Feb 20, 2007
  19. dsnow23

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    I thought this was a "who can post the lamest joke" thread.
     
    #39 dsnow23, Feb 20, 2007
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    Remember these...........

    Boy : Mommy, mommy I don't want hamburgers tonight.

    Mommy : Shut up and put your arm back in the meat grinder.
     
    #40 Austin70, Feb 20, 2007
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