http://www.urbandictionary.com There has been a lot of talk on this board about this website. What are some of the funniest definitions you have seen/found on this site? I personally like a lot of the examples given on the site.
My random definition: ringsting stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your a** is being ripped Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting
Guido: a person so uneducated that he judges the success of another individual by the amount of jewelry or car they drive. this really happened: I met a Guido at my company's training seminar and one of our speakers was Tony Jeary, who is known in certain circles, but Guid' goes, " I dunno, he ain't got no nice watch. ring or nuthin (it's hard to type this and keep from laughing), so he ain't doin that good."
If people start asking questions about topics like a dirty sanchez, PLEASE dont post what it is. Just send them to urbandictionary.com
shabba A word to be shouted whenever you feel like it for no reason whatsoever. "I am going for a tomtit. SHABBA!" Lifetime a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband. I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians
Blarghy It means anything, and everything. But, typically, it means "Whatever." BTW, I said it randomly to my son one day about 3 years ago. Not only did he love the new word, he got EVERY kid in his class to say it. To the point where they had to put a "flyer" out saying that "Blarghy" is no longer to be used. How awesome is that! So now, I always say Blarghy!
Grady Little... hilarious And there is a nice example/picture of the b word when you look that one up.
