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The Scoundrel's Guide to Womanizing: Buy Her Dinner or Drinks?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rasselas, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. Rasselas

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    Heh. Wish I had thought of that. :D
     
  2. No Worries

    No Worries Wensleydale Only Fan
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    With bother with drinks? Just invite the girl over for a roll in your sack. Date #3, Candy, might even appreciate the directness.
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    "Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers."
     
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    slump-buster came through in the clutch this past weekend!

    now let us never speak of her again.
     
  5. SWTsig

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    one word:

    Cocaine.
     
  6. Rocket River

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    I hear it is a hell of a drug

    Rocket River
     
  7. Burzmali

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    Which is fine for about a half hour if you chain smoke five cigarettes after you do it...

    Then what? Then you look weird because Mr. Social has been reduced to sitting on a couch enduring a crash. Bad idea to do powder by itself.


    And this is a guide to womanizing? Why should the guy buy all the drinks in the first place?
     
  8. Agent27

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    The author sounds like he's fishing for a slut and is just looking for the cheapest possible way to go where 100 men have gone before. He could save himself time and money by just picking up a hooker. No dinner, no drinks, just money for sex. I mean that's all he really wants anyway, right?

    I mean, if all it takes to get a girl into bed on the first date is a few drinks then I'm pretty sure she's too easy for me to want to date. Anybody else of the same mindset?
     
  9. thadeus

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    You're the type of guy who would fall in love with Candy.
     

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