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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Pistol Pete, Jul 11, 2006.

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  1. Panda

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    107. Shane Battier and new bench players are the only things looking forward to.
     
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    108) When you finally realize after your offseason of misery that Ryan Bowen is going to get all of Swifts former minutes.
     
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    MAN!! you are butter
    cause you are on a roll today - Stuart Scott

    Rocket River
     
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    109. When fans start contemplating that Shane Battier will be your starting PF.

    110. When your star(T-Mac) also believes this is plan A.

    111. When you also believe this.

    That really sucks I guess.
     
    #104 Good Times, Jul 11, 2006
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    . .when you one of your best players goes into operation SHUT DOWN .. . so you can get shane battier . ..

    Rocket River
     
    #105 Rocket River, Jul 11, 2006
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    112. when the joy of getting best player you could get your hands on lasted for 2 minutes before he was ripped from your clutches by a man called the logo.
     
    #106 Chopped, Jul 11, 2006
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    113. When you are actually looking forward to the start of the Texan's season! :D
     
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    When you have Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady in their prime and you wonder if your team will be better than the Jazz and Grizzlies.
     
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    114. ...when the New Orleans Hornets and Toronto Raptors are making better moves than you.
     
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    Ouch..
     
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    in addition..
    115. ...when the Hornets and Raptors might have a better record than you
     
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    116. when your assistant head coach has the chance of getting more wins in the summer league then your head coach winning more games in a full NBA season
     
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    When the approval rating of your staff is worse than the presidents.
     
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    117. when we have two photoshop the pain threads on two of the biggest offseason moves...
     
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    118. ..the season that follows it has finally ended, and you can use 20/20 hindsight instead of Chicken Little-style speculation to evaluate whether or not it really blows (blew)

    Seriously, guys, the doom-and-gloom is getting a little excessive.. and it's your health I fear for, not my own :p
     
    #115 univac hal, Jul 12, 2006
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    119.) when you read the title of a thread and know it's a pessimistic thread and feel the need to let everyone know you're a homer.
     
    #116 Pistol Pete, Jul 12, 2006
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    120. ..Swift, Gay and James drop 100 points combined on the Rockets in back-to-back games with Memphis and Minnesota, while Battier manages two DNPs due to injury

    Happy now? :( :D
     
    #117 univac hal, Jul 12, 2006
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    121. when Clutch fans are still b****ing about lack of a 3rd scorer after the team just drafted a talented sharp shooter in Steve Novak.
     
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    122. When people are talking about bringing "the Franchise" back
     
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    123. ...when there's a thread about Shammond Williams.
     
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