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Eddie Griffin: Drunk driving and masterbating don't mix

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Faos, Jun 29, 2006.

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  1. FrontRowJoe

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    Ok, so he was drinking...

    and driving...

    and watching p*rn...

    AND masturbating?

    Sure, it's reprehensible, but you've got to admire his ability to multi-task.

    ;)
     
    #81 FrontRowJoe, Jun 30, 2006
  2. The Real Shady

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    He was a lottery pick for a reason. Eddie's got talent.
     
    #82 The Real Shady, Jun 30, 2006
  3. Omer

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    Wow thats really outrageous. Unthinkable.
     
    #83 Omer, Jun 30, 2006
  4. rrj_gamz

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    C'mon, like any of you never tried this out while driving... :eek: ;)

    Well, at least he didn't get caught...oh wait...
     
    #84 rrj_gamz, Jun 30, 2006
  5. WizzyWig

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    I've done that, with a cell phone...it could have been lethal. I'll never do it again.
     
    #85 WizzyWig, Jun 30, 2006
  6. dback816

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    this is...i really dont know what to say ...
     
    #86 dback816, Jul 1, 2006
  7. Rockets Dynasty

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    Wait this is actually for real..................................... :eek:
     
    #87 Rockets Dynasty, Jul 1, 2006
  8. Baqui99

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    #88 Baqui99, Jul 1, 2006
  9. ico4498

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    CD et al don't really need encouragement for the next bad deal.

    they'll dream up & execute our worst nightmares ... all in a days work.
     
    #89 ico4498, Jul 1, 2006
  10. lazybum234

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    Curses. You guys already made all the clever puns and jokes that I was gonna make...
     
    #90 lazybum234, Jul 2, 2006
  11. prv1981

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    Lol. That guy was like, He told me he was maturbating while watching the video [hands moving up and down, in a stroking motion]. And that is why he crashed he was paying attention to video instead of driving.
     
    #91 prv1981, Jul 2, 2006
  12. Juggler

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    Well, I did teach him to juggle....

    :eek:
     
    #92 Juggler, Jul 2, 2006
  13. Two Sandwiches

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    How ironic would it have been if he ran his car into somebody's home and ended up in a room where two people were having sex?
     
    #93 Two Sandwiches, Jul 2, 2006
  14. Juggler

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    Seriously...I taught him how to give flight to his balls. I never thought he would try to multi-task like that on the road.

    Ask Coach Boylen...He will tell you about "Fuzz-Nuts"...
     
    #94 Juggler, Jul 2, 2006
  15. ShadyMcGrady

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    "Don't worry girl, this big gun don't shoot no bullets."
     
    #95 ShadyMcGrady, Jul 2, 2006
  16. Tha TC

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    Exactly just the type of player we need on this team, a 4 with a nice "stroke".
     
    #96 Tha TC, Jul 3, 2006
  17. The Real Shady

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    [​IMG]
     
    #97 The Real Shady, Jul 3, 2006
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