Monopoly

One thing I find funny is that NOBODY I have ever played with has ever done the auction rule. If a player does not want to buy a property, it is then auctioned off. I think that is just too much trouble.

Pugs

 

I can never finish Monopoly because everybody always seems to get two of some colors and one of other colors, and of course nobody wants to give somebody else a monopoly...yeah, sure, I'll trade my Park Place for that sh*thole Baltic Avenue...while your at it, go get the steel out of the knife block and shove it up my ******* a few times...

I remember one time getting a Boardwalk/Park Place Monopoly...GAME OVER...

 

its not too long if you're playin with the right people. i can make that **** go by in about an hour

 

Preeeeeeeeetty sneaky, Icehouse.

Dane Cook nailed it with his bit about every Monopoly game ending with someone rolling the dice and then yelling, "F*&% THIS GAME!!! YOU WIN, GRANDMA!!"

 

I heard that Sis' can be pretty sneaky with those diagonal moves.

 

I will seriously destroy any of you at Monopoly at any time. I was once ranked as high as #4 internationally. Anytime you want a game show up with your iron and prepare to be humiliated.

 

lets go harrisment. you cant beat me!

 

sigh...nothing is more sad than over-the-hill former Monopoly greats trying to hang onto that last remaining shred of dignity