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Amusing Church Signs...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Two Sandwiches, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Member

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    I've been noticing as I'm driving through town here lately that a couple churches have been putting up amusing signs. I don't go to church or anything of that nature, but I find these amusing.


    My two favorite are:

    "Got Jesus? It will be Hell without him."

    and

    "Never give up. Even Moses was a basket case."




    What are your favorites?

    (Here comes the church sign generator)
     
    #1 Two Sandwiches, Mar 9, 2006
  2. No Worries

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  3. Two Sandwiches

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    Nice. :D
     
    #3 Two Sandwiches, Mar 9, 2006
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    Dallas and I saw this one about 6 months ago at a church near his house:
    C CH

    What's missing?

    U R
     
    #4 meggoleggo, Mar 9, 2006
  5. Two Sandwiches

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    I must be going blonde or I'm just used to typing the words out. It took me a second to get that. :cool:
     
    #5 Two Sandwiches, Mar 9, 2006
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    The best one I ever heard was one a friend of mine saw in League City that said (I'm seriously not making this up), "Obey or sautee"

    Nice! :D
     
    #7 Jeff, Mar 9, 2006
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