Sit or stand?

nah man, ya gotta understand the true art of DEEZ NUTZ.

ya can't just insert it with anything.

sincerely,

-DEEZ NUTZ

 

What, you mean you don't know how to use the three sea shells?

 

that's a pretty nice ****ing toilet.

 

Do you guys ever get the perfect ones? I guess the best way to describe it is when it comes nice and solid, leaves no residue and really no need to wipe.

 

yep.

although i usually do a "is the coast clear?" type wipe to make sure.

 

No. I have long legs/ am 6'2".

 

I've often wondered... how do BLIND people know they've completely wiped clean? I mean, you guys (and gal) DO check the TP to make sure there ain't no more residue, right?

So, I was thinking... do Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and DareDevil (the only blind superhero I know of) wipe their booty completely clean? Enough said...

 

Why do you think Stevie Wonder makes that funny face when he sings....?

 

By touching the tp? Guess what's braille for, oh ****?

 

blind people are funny.

 

Daredevil's other senses are enhanced, so he probably has a few ways to know.

 

Daredevil smells a thousand ****s in a public restroom.

 

OMG, I think the world is coming to an end because I have wondered the same thing - so much that I have asked a couple of trusted co-workers about it. They seem to think that Stevie and Ray (which I think he is dead now, but anyway when he was alive) have or had valets whose sole purpose in life was to wipe their asses.

As for me, I can't vote because there is no "none" option as I always have perfect dumps.

Actually, that is not true but I wanted to work the phrase "perfect dump" into at least one thread this week...mission accomplished

 

Standing is for little kids. Seriously.

Wow. All classic. lol