"You're going to like the way you look in our cheap off brand store suits, if not it will engulf you in an inferno of flames... I guarantee it"
MY GOD KING! MY GOD! PIERLUIGI COLLINA HAS JUST BURST INTO FLAMES AND THE ROCK IS SMILING MANIACALLY! WHAT A TWISTED b*stard! HE IS LAUGHING AS THE GREATEST SOCCER REFEREE IN THE WORLD IS BURNING! THIS IS THE DARKEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF SERIE A! MY GOD KING!