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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheFreak, Apr 15, 2001.

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  1. TheFreak

    TheFreak Member

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    This is definitely a show that needs a thread dedicated to it. Let me get the ball rolling with a few great moments:

    Jerry: So I see you're back to wearing the boxers.
    Kramer: Oh, I wouldn't go as far as that.
    Jerry: Briefs?
    Kramer: Wrong again.
    Jerry (to Elaine): Oh my God! Don't you see what's going on here? No boxers. No briefs. The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine!
    Kramer: I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' every minute of it!

    Estelle: I go out for a quart of milk. I come home to find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

    Kramer (after the Tony Awards party): Jerry, I'm not letting you take me down off this high! I got to watch the sun come up at Liza's!
    Jerry: Minelli?
    Kramer: No.
     
    #1 TheFreak, Apr 15, 2001
  2. gr8-1

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    Jerry: " *sigh* Ok, Kramer, what's it gonna take to get you to buy this van."

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    "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
     
    #2 gr8-1, Apr 15, 2001
  3. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

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    God, there are SO many...

    "Hello, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." -- George

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    "Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you have access to my dimentia?" - George to Jerry

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    "This really sticks in my craw." - Elaine

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    "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George

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    "First he de-gifted, then he RE-gifted." - Elaine

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    George: "There's relationship George and then there's independant George. Independant George is the George you know: coffee shop George, movie George, bawdy George, liar George."

    Jerry: "I love that George."

    George: "Me too and he's DYING! If relationship George walked through that door, he would KILL independant George. A George divided amongst itsself cannot stand."

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    "SAY VANDELET INDUSTRIES!!!" - George

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    Boss: "It's as if you have no business training whatsoever. I'm sorry, but there's no way we can keep you on."

    Kramer: "But I don't even work here."

    Boss: "That's what makes this so difficult."

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    "It's chocalate. It's mint. It's very refreshing." - Kramer

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    "No! Look away. I'm hideous." - Kramer

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    George: "Get this. She says, 'I saw my old boyfriend last night, yadda, yadda, yadda. I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yadda, yadda sex?"

    Elaine: "I've yadda, yadda'ed sex."

    George: "You have."

    Elaine: "Yep. I met this nice lawyer, he took me out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, yadda, yadda, yadda, I never saw him again."

    Jerry: "But you yadda, yadda'ed the best part."

    Elaine: "Oh, I mentioned the bisque."

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    "Like takin' candy from a baby." - Jackie Childs

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    [​IMG] Too many re-runs!

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    And then, depression set in...
     
    #3 Jeff, Apr 15, 2001
  4. DaDakota

    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    No soup !!! NO SOUP FOR YOU !!!

    [​IMG]

    DaDakota

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    #4 DaDakota, Apr 15, 2001
  5. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    And you wanted to be my latex salesman...


    ...picture George face down on the ground with his pants around his ankles

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    Yugo grills, Yugo mills, Check out the oil my Yugo spills...
     
    #5 Dr of Dunk, Apr 15, 2001
  6. DEANBCURTIS

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    Toe-thumbs

    [​IMG]

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    Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club.


    atheistalliance.org
     
    #6 DEANBCURTIS, Apr 15, 2001
  7. Vengeance

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    "SHE'S BALD JERRY!"

    "Look to the cookie, Elaine!"

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    "Up and down, inside out, outside in, some you lose some you win"
    -- DMB -> "Sweet Up and Down"
     
    #7 Vengeance, Apr 15, 2001
  8. Ali Cat

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    "You killed the bubble boy!"

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    O-da-lally,
    O-da-lally,
    Golly what a day.
     
    #8 Ali Cat, Apr 15, 2001
  9. outlaw

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    "not that there's anything wrong with that"
     
    #9 outlaw, Apr 15, 2001
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    Elaine: "It shrinks?"

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    #10 ChenZhen, Apr 15, 2001
  11. DEANBCURTIS

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    Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle"

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    Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club.


    atheistalliance.org
     
    #11 DEANBCURTIS, Apr 16, 2001
  12. gr8-1

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    "whoops. I'm sorry. *snicker* I'm real sorry."

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    "norm, would you like to buy an indian scalp ? This deal isn't gonna make or break me Norm, so don't jerk me around." Harry Carey "Norm, if I had a mohawk scalp, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."
     
    #12 gr8-1, Apr 16, 2001
  13. Dr of Dunk

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    Elaine : "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things".

    [​IMG]

    ...dammit gr8-1, you ruined the string. [​IMG]
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    Yugo grills, Yugo mills, Check out the oil my Yugo spills...

    [This message has been edited by Dr of Dunk (edited April 15, 2001).]
     
    #13 Dr of Dunk, Apr 16, 2001
  14. ChenZhen

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    Jerry: "She's got manly hands"

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    #14 ChenZhen, Apr 16, 2001
  15. Nuggets4

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    Helloooooooooooo!

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    Nuggets4
    This space for rent!
     
    #15 Nuggets4, Apr 16, 2001
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    Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
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    George: I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings.

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    Elaine: So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust - for 48 years - and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?

    Kramer and Jerry: Apparently

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    Karma happens....
    Victoria Titans to win it all!
     
    #16 getsmartnow, Apr 16, 2001
  17. Rocket River

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    Cop: Turn to the left SuperFly
    Kramer: but I'm not a Pimp

    Rocket River
    The technocolor Dream coat was my fav episode.


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    #17 Rocket River, Apr 16, 2001
  18. TheFreak

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    Frank (to George): "Who's the suit?"
    George: "Dad, this is my boss, Mr. Kruger."
    Kruger (to Frank): "I find your belief system fascinating."
    Frank: "Have you seen the pole, Kruger?"
    Kruger (to Kramer): "Dr. Van Nostrand, right?"

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    Kramer (to George, on why his girlfriend may have taken her top off at the beach): "Maybe she wanted to create a buzz--get some good word of mouth going."

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    Kruger: "Oh damn. I locked my keys in my office again. Oh, well. I'm going home!"
     
    #18 TheFreak, Apr 16, 2001
  19. Ali Cat

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    In honor of last night's episode:

    "Jerry is a Nazi??"

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    O-da-lally,
    O-da-lally,
    Golly what a day.
     
    #19 Ali Cat, Apr 16, 2001
  20. SamCassell

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    Jerry: "It's Risk. It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives."

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    Jackie Chiles: "Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement."

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    Jerry: "Mulva."



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    I'm about to boldly go where many men have gone before.
     
    #20 SamCassell, Apr 16, 2001
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