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Lion takes on 42 midgets...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, May 7, 2005.

  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    File this one under 'Can't possibly be true'...
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    This is a lion

    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

    Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of K�mp�ng Chhn�ng.

    The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located K�mp�ng Chhn�ng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city�s coliseum.

    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they �� could out-wit and out-muscle [it].�

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.

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  2. Oski2005

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    What a terrible tragedy.
     
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  3. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    Note to self: never let little people near a lion.
     
  4. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    I disagree ~ this is a major victory for the big cats. ;)
     
  5. KaiSeR SoZe

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    you know this stuff gets people all the time

    you just gotta look at the URL
     
  6. moestavern19

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    Hopefully this will make a few gullible ACLU members **** their pants.
     
  7. Oski2005

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    I hear you are going to Cambodia to see how that lion fares against a humanoid Cheetah.
     
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    The A in ACLU stands for American. You are probably thinking about Amnesty International or Human Rights Watch.
     
  9. moestavern19

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    Whew, Thank you for the Clarification.
     
  10. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Sometimes it's fun to let these jokes run at least a few posts before calling them out. ;)
     
  11. Mr. Brightside

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    man, would i pay top dollar to see entertainment like this... unfortunately we are stuck with midget bowling and midget tossing...midgets are fun, wake up america!
     
  12. meggoleggo

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    I'd have put my money on the lion.... Or would I have??? Hmmm... Makes you think...

    What if this were for real? Who would you have betted on?
     
  13. bigtexxx

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    You'd have to know if the midgets were allowed the use of any kind of weapons. Even if they had a few knives they could gouge the lion's eyes out, rendering it fairly useless. Then they could slice its neck with the knife.
     
  14. meggoleggo

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    Assuming no weapons. Just man vs. beast.
     
  15. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Lion Pornos always start out the same way. " You open your mouth and I'll put my head in."
     
  16. AntiSonic

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    I really, really hope this is just some sick joke. :(
     
  17. AntiSonic

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    Ok ok, saw the url... phew. ;)

    BTW, I would've put money on the humans. ;)
     
  18. KaiSeR SoZe

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    Lion..

    how fast can midgets run? the thing would pounce on it and chew its head off
     
  19. Invisible Fan

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    They needed a little version of Maximus on their corner.

    The crowd would be entertained.
     
  20. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Joey Harrington?
     

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