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The NBA Champions Will Be... (Chinese joke)

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by lsqdavid, Apr 26, 2005.

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  1. lsqdavid

    lsqdavid Member

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    The Champion will be¡_¡_

    Sorry if it's been posted!(It's a joke from a Chinese fan)

    the Sonics! Here is the reason:

    Lakers-Spurs-Pistons

    Have you found something?

    Someone walking, someone riding, someone driving a car¡_¡_

    and it should be super sonic this year!

    Then how about the Rockets?:D
     
    #1 lsqdavid, Apr 26, 2005
  2. KaiSeR SoZe

    KaiSeR SoZe Member

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    what? am I supposed to laugh or just nod my head?
     
    #2 KaiSeR SoZe, Apr 26, 2005
  3. bob718

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    Hey, we haven't past 1st round yet!
     
    #3 bob718, Apr 26, 2005
  4. Willis25

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    so when does Sura faint ? :confused:
     
    #4 Willis25, Apr 26, 2005
  5. yipengzhao

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    this is kind of deep... too deep for me.
     
    #5 yipengzhao, Apr 26, 2005
  6. dwen1

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    Why Supersonics or the Rocket will be the NBA champion this year (facts or fiction)

    Here is a joke that is spreading in Chinese sports media, which I thought was very funny.

    The reason Supersonics will be the NBA champion this year, and the Rockets will be the champion next year: it is evolution of transportation of human kind:
    - First the Lakers: Pedestrian
    - Then the Spurs: Horse power
    - Then the Pistons: Automobile
    - Now comes the Supersonics: Age of aviation
    - The future is the Rockets: Space age travel

    As evalution may be accelerated, the Rocket may be the champion this year if we get to play Seattle sometime soon......And I do believe this could actually come true.
     
    #6 dwen1, Apr 28, 2005
  7. Uprising

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    I swear this has already been posted.

    and locked....
     
    #7 Uprising, Apr 28, 2005
  8. rudager

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    Sura faints
     
    #8 rudager, Apr 28, 2005
  9. bronxfan

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    not to change the subject... but didn't the sonics drop the "super" from their name... or is it just the "trailblazers" that changed to "blazers"
     
    #9 bronxfan, Apr 28, 2005
  10. rudager

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    They both have their full names: SuperSonics and Trail Blazers.
     
    #10 rudager, Apr 28, 2005
  11. DeAleck

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    Then: Phoenix Suns (Power of Nature)
    Tennassee Titans (Power of Super natural)
     
    #11 DeAleck, Apr 28, 2005
  12. Uprising

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    was that on purpose? If so....bravo.
     
    #12 Uprising, Apr 28, 2005
  13. SWTsig

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    Blazers would be much more appropriate....
     
    #13 SWTsig, Apr 28, 2005
  14. Davidoff

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    SECOND best thread EVER, it's right after the first thread this was posted in...
     
    #14 Davidoff, Apr 28, 2005
  15. Invisible Fan

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    Why are lakers pedestrian? Wouldn't a boat fit better?
     
    #15 Invisible Fan, Apr 28, 2005
  16. francis 4 prez

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    man i hope this is on the low end of the chinese comedy scale b/c otherwise that must be one depressing country.
     
    #16 francis 4 prez, Apr 28, 2005
  17. Palmray

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    yeah, I also heard some better ones before ...........
     
    #17 Palmray, Apr 29, 2005
  18. ayears

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    any proof there you can justify its source is from chinese joke?

    perfect nonsense :mad:
     
    #18 ayears, Apr 29, 2005
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    ...now we know why there isn't an Asian kings of comedy tour...
     
    #19 A-Train, Apr 29, 2005
  20. ayears

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    I don't think he's that facetious to turn falsehood into a joke, not mention that you associates it with "chinese joke".
     
    #20 ayears, Apr 29, 2005
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