Forget Gore , Bush or NADER: Who would *you* want for President

Barney Frank

 

Bill Clinton

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"Everyone I know has a big but...

come on Simone, let's talk about your but."

 

Nader

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MOO


Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph
votenader.com

 

Colin Powell. The fact he doesn't want it, but is willing to servehis country in other ways, says a lot about his character.

Phil Grahm would also make an excellent President.

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Stay Cool...

 

Dude, please share the obviously excellent weed you've been smoking. I ran out over the weekend!

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I am the b*stard son of LHutz.

Huh?

Right!

 

Clinton. But Gore would be great also.

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"I know how hard it is to put food on your family." George W. Bush

 

Ron Howard -- Smart man and how could you bash Opie?

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A fine homophobic racist if there ever was one. You were joking, weren't you? If not, then back away from the pipe, you've had enough.


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Me. I'm the only one who could do it right.

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Houston Sports Board
The Anti-Bud Adams Page

 

Samuel L. Jackson

"...is a bad mother"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"Hey i'm just talkin' 'bout..............[cue theme]

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www.nadertrader.org

 

Bruce Wayne

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She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic
candidates for president.
-- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist
Elizabeth Gould Davis

 

Crackhead Bob from the Howard Stern show.

Why not? You can't understand what the President says or does anyway!!!

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I am the b*stard son of LHutz.

Huh?

Right!

 

Clint Eastwood

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stop posting my damn signature

 

Scottie Pippen.

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Frankly, I can't think of any American suited for the job.

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My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel boy.

 

Bill Clinton. But as was said earlier, Gore would be good too.

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President of the Jason Collier police!

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JEFF,

See, this is where a good campaign manager would start drumming up interest in his candidate.... ME!

For any inquiries on how to write me in, just email Jeff. He has all the details.

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"I have a DREAM.........his name's Hakeem."
DREAMer's Rocket Page

 

Martha Stewart would be excellent. She'll definitely get the White House in shape. She can throw one hell of a state dinner. And I guarantee you she has more balls than Gore and Dubya put together.

Her motto? "A cornish game hen in every copper pot and a charmingly restored Model-T in every three-car garage."

 

Dick Vitale. Instead of a State of the Union address, a federally mandated prime-time tripleheader featuring Duke-UNC, Kansas-Mizzou and 'Zona-UCLA.

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Who would've thought Don Nelson would pass up Olumide Oyedeji not once, not twice, but thrice?