T’was the night before Christmas

T’was the night before Christmas
And all through the gym
Not a player was scoring
Not even an all star

the plays were designed by Udoker
With hopes KD would be there

the fans were all nestled by their devices
With visions of championships in their heads
And @DaDakota finally moved on from Cam
We all lay down for our nap

When out on the forum there arose such a chatter
I opened up my phone to see what was the matter

And all through the forum, ideas abound.

trade for beard
Bring back Jalen
KD is worse than Dillon
On vixen and prancer!
JD should play point
Defense no longer exists
Leadership nowhere to be found

and then in a twinkling
I heard on the court
The sound of defense being played
KD scoring
Udoker coaching
@DaDakota OGing

on @Reeko
And @DreamShook
You refs @WestendMassive

make memes @Salvy and @Os Trigonum

KD sprang up to take the shot
And the refs gave him a whistle

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle
But I heard him exclaim
As he drove out of sight
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM THE UDOKER, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!