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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    What do you call an ancient fish fighting an evil empire?

    Gar Gar Binks
     
    #221 KingCheetah, Jun 27, 2024
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    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    He who drinks a 5th on the Fourth, finds it very hard to go forth on the fifth.

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    #223 DaDakota, Jul 1, 2024
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    People keep telling me to try this Mediterranean diet, but I falafel.
     
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    Omg. Lol.
     
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    Never blame others for the road you’re on. It’s your own asphalt.
     
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    What did the green grape say to the purple grape?











    BREATHE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!
     
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    i dun get. wat is means?
     
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