[Official] astros @ Orioles

Mariners about to walk it off

edit: nvm baseball gods had a little mercy on us today

 

Okay Mariners lose…not as mad now

 

I miss the days or Mancini and McCormick...

 

Yuli would be a god-send at 1st base just for his defense and locker room vibes alone

 

Their closer is filthy. Melvin blew that game last night smh

 

As soon as I saw that Yordan was scratched before the 1st game I knew 2 things….

1. He would miss the entire series
2. We would now lose the series

 

The Texas little leaguers emulating their heroes. Role Models.

 

Yet we still should have won both of these games if not for little league ****

 

On the bright side, it's kind of a well-timed/placed wake up call in a way:

The Orioles are the single biggest threat to our EIGHTH ALCS IN A ROW...

And we're a couple of easy hustle plays away from absolutely mopping the floor wit dey azz all year long.

Id est, with just a little effort you got yourselves another pennant, fellers. It's right there.

 

Exactly. Followed by both sprinting… and he’s still not likely to beat him.

I’ll also give him a slight reprieve for his stamina given that he was at the end of his day.

 

I'd love for you to say something like that to his face. Not from the interwebs. Not from the stands. Stand in front of the man and call him a b**** ass anything. Maybe try calling him a p****, too.

 

I want Espada to get grilled about this lackadaisical defense and effort the last couple of weeks. But I know our dipshit reporters won't ask him.

 

True but another run or 2 and things are a little easier

 

Ok

 

Gotta call it like we see it.

 

Astros are only good cause the Mariners suck

 

Yep. The division is a joke. Therefore, we are slightly above a joke.