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[DOOMED] Scientists predict exactly when we're DOOMED

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Feb 16, 2024.

  1. rimrocker

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    Damn black holes will kill us all someday. Why isn't Biden doing something about this?
     
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  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Science! Possibly blinded by it.

    Despite a decade of dreaming, Elon Musk has only built one tiny Hyperloop tunnel in Las Vegas — and the people who built it say it's filled with dangerous chemical sludge.

    As Bloomberg reports, the Boring Company's scarce output — which thus far amounts only to driving Teslas around a few miles of neon-lit tunnel underneath Sin City as they ferry convention attendees at no more than 40 miles per hour — has also come with a massive buildup of waste, the consistency of a milkshake, that's said to burn the skin of anyone who comes in contact with it.

    In interviews with the news source, Boring Company workers who declined to give their names on the record for fear of retribution said that in some parts of Musk's Vegas tunnel system, the sludge would sometimes be up to two feet high. If it got over their work boots or onto their faces, they said, it would burn their skin.

    "You’d be like, 'Why am I on fire?'" one person who worked on the Hyperloop tunnels told Bloomberg.

    https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-boring-company-tunnel-sludge
     
  3. Ottomaton

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    It's the wokes. I BET IF WHITE HOLES WERE REAL THEY'D BE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THEM AND WE'D HEAR ABOUT IT EVERY DAY FROM THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA!!!
     
  4. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    It's in Vegas...are we sure that's not just hooker drainage?
     
  5. rocketsjudoka

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    That stuff only burns when you pee.
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    IT WAS THE WOKES IT WAS THE WOKES IT WA....

     
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    Start the earthquake countdown.
     
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    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    I swear every year they say those things are a rare sighting, but every week one washes ashore somewhere. I think they're up to something.
     
  10. Buck Turgidson

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    They're not rare, but it was rare in the past for people to have cell cameras
     
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    Absolutely beautiful beach, feel less doomed than before watching the video.
     
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  12. The Captain

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    Instead of "DOOMED", shouldn't the title have said,

    [F*CK*D] Scientists predict exactly when we're F*CK*D

    You'd get so many more clicks and likes! And in today's world, isn't that what it's really all about?
     
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  14. Surfguy

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    I watched a long look (on YouTube) at what happens to the universe as it ages through to the end. It is basically an operation in slowly turning all the lights out until it is just completely dark. It was a trip to watch the animation play out. I'll have to watch that again. I'm not sure which video. It freaked me out.
     
  15. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    GTFO.
     
  16. donkeypunch

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    Its already begun

     
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