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The Greatest Corporate BS Speak

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  1. Sajan

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  3. Buck Turgidson

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    I would like you all to, please, browse around this website, read it when you can, and give your honest feedback

    https://www.s2cognition.com/
     
    #143 Buck Turgidson, Dec 7, 2023
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  5. The Captain

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    Writing needs an editor. It’s not bad but I found a few punctuation and sentence structure errors.
     
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    She's making money mocking corporate life while we sit here mocking corporate life. I spit my drink when she said they laid off 80% of their workforce in Q4 and then just onboarded about 30,000 people. LOL. All her interviews are in-character. I haven't watched her TikTok stuff yet.

     
    #147 Dr of Dunk, Jan 31, 2024
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  8. The Captain

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    Funny
     
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  9. Buck Turgidson

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    I made it about 1 minute until she said she was the Managerial of Logistics for Manage McManagement

    Then I thought of some of you poor bastards, and then I bailed out.
     
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    I hate TikTak but this girl is MONEY. I love how she stays in character the whole time.

    Someone needs to call Lorne Michaels immediately!
     
    #151 ima_drummer2k, Feb 6, 2024
  12. The Captain

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    100% SNL material.
     
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  13. The Captain

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    Soup to nuts
     
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    - Coworker: "When will corporate do your request for our pay raises?"
    - Me: "They told me "We will monitor the situation". I'll update you all, though"

    After that, everywhere in everyday life I heard random mentions of "We will monitor the situation" all over like 900 times. The most everything and nothing comment

    [Yes they did do the raise eventually, but predictably made the job more hellish for everyone. Very corporate'y of course)
     
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    I didn't realize it at first, but this girl is doing a "white accent".

    It reminds me of this:



     
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    It's more than a white accent. Someone in my all hands talks and speaks exactly like that when others speak with a normal accent but with the same corporate bs speak.
     
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    When did Power Points become "slide decks?"
     
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