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    They should ask Jonathan Majors.
     
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    Set phasers on Kill
     
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    Some good dad jokes in this thread, I shall...


    ...store them in a dad-a-base.







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    Saw a man at the Star Trek convention with a phaser,


    ...he was stunning.
     
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    meh, I'll do better later
     
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    Too late. Deservedly or undeservedly he probably lives in one of those tents dude has already ran past.
     
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    That guy won't be a dad anytime soon.

     
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    Why did the Mexican man push a woman off a cliff?

    Tequila.
     
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    Hope it's queso
     
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    I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help my posture...
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    ...but I stand corrected.
     
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    Where does a mansplainer get their water?

    From a well actually.
     
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