Official Republican National Convention Schedule 6:00 pm Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell 6:30 pm Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 pm Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd and 9th amendments) 6:45 pm Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 pm Seminar #1: Getting your Kid a Military Deferment (presented by Donald Rumsfeld) 7:30 pm First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 pm Serving of Freedom Fries 7:40 pm EPA Address #1: "Mercury, it's what's for dinner" 8:00 pm Vote on which country(s) to invade next 8:10 pm Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 pm John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos are after your children" 8:30 pm Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only) 8:50 pm Seminar #2: CorporationsThe Government of the Future 9:00 pm Condi Rice and Collin Powell tap dance the Shim-Sham Shimmy 9:05 pm Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 pm EPA Address #2: TreesThe Real Cause of Forest Fires 9:30 pm Break for secret meetings 10:00 pm Second prayer led by Rev. Billy Graham 10:30 pm Anne Coulter lecture: How Michael Moore is Perverting the 1st Amendment 10:35 pm The Bush daughters make public service announcement urging teenagers to "Just Say No". 10:40 pm Posthumous awarding of Lifetime Achievement Award in Bigotry and Hypocrisy to Strom Thurmond. 10:45 pm Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans 10:45:15 pm Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 pm Seminar #3: EducationA Drain on our Nation's Economy. 11:10 pm Hilary Clinton Piqata unveiled 11:20 pm John Ashcroft vows to replace Bill of Rights with the Ten Commandments 11:30 pm Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again 11:35 pm Blame Bill Clinton (for everything) 11:40 pm Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 pm Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 11: 55 pm Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
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When I drink too much beer, I tend to pee alot. Don't know why....just one of those unexplained nature things I guess.
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