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  1. FishBulb913

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    2 peanuts walk into a bar.

    One was a salted.
     
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    #142 Os Trigonum, Jun 3, 2023
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    Why did the little boy fall down the well?

    He didn't see that well.






















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    #143 TimDuncanDonaut, Jun 5, 2023
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    The severe flooding of Hurricane Harvey was caused by Gen Y.

    It was a millennial flood.
     
    #148 KingCheetah, Jul 22, 2023
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    What’s Kyrie Irving’s least favorite movie?

    Jew-Manji
     
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    I would've guessed Juice.
     
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    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    I was arguing with my wife and was winning the argument when she suddenly lifted her shirt......

    It was a booby trap!

    DD
     
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    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    when does a kid joke become a dad joke?

    when its full groan.
     
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    Why did the dad joke cross the road?

    To get to the other sigh.
     
    #156 TimDuncanDonaut, Jul 27, 2023
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    The power of dad jokes: Research shows dad jokes empower kids to become better adults
    "My neighbor gave me a new roof for free, he said it was on the house."

    https://abc7news.com/dad-jokes-the-power-of-good-best/12993203/

    here's the study:

    'Dad jokes? That’s the way eye roll…’
    Marc Hye-Knudsen on the pedagogical value of a much-maligned art form.

    https://www.bps.org.uk/psychologist/dad-jokes-thats-way-eye-roll

    excerpt:

    “To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!”
    ​
    more at the link
     
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