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Clemens issued an apology for unjust toss

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Ender120, Aug 5, 2004.

  1. Ender120

    Ender120 Contributing Member

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    Looks like they're still on the issue of Clemens' son's ball game.

    I'm surprised anyone even cares still.

    In any case, the umpire who ejected Clemens issued him an apology, and the general consensus is that Clemens did nothing wrong.

    http://msn.foxsports.com/story/2643368
     
  2. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left.
    So now a single seed remains. A single seed now has to account for the remaining seven wounds in in the pant leg of the umpire. We've come to know it as the "Magic Seed Theory." This single-sunflower seed explanation is the foundation of the Warren Commission's claim of a lone assassin. Roger Clemens. Once you conclude the magic seed could not create all seven of those wounds, and make that right angle in mid air, you'd have to conclude that there was a fourth seed and a second spitter. And if there was a second spitter, then by definition, there had to be a conspiracy.
     
  3. codell

    codell Contributing Member

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    That was genius PSJ!
     
  4. Ender120

    Ender120 Contributing Member

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    I feel scared. :(
     
  5. Master Baiter

    Master Baiter Contributing Member

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    Absolutely awesome. One of my very favorite movies. I can watch JFK anytime.
     
  6. MadMax

    MadMax Contributing Member

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    "i say let justice be done though the heavens fall!"

    i swear, i knew i wanted to be a lawyer after i saw that movie!! :D
     
  7. jlaw718

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    Hey Max, just curious. What type of law do you practice?
     
  8. edc

    edc Contributing Member

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    The Seinfeld parody is more relevant.

    The voice of the Texans gets credit though, he mentioned it on his show Monday
     

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