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How many margaritas?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Sajan, Jun 3, 2023.

  1. Sajan

    Sajan Member

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    20% or more.
     
  3. boomboom

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    One margarita to get her to spread her legs.

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  4. Bobbythegreat

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    Always stop at 3 just to be safe.
     
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  5. The Captain

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    Just give me the top shelf tequila, neat.
     
  6. Ottomaton

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    I'm thinking "Sister Cindy" is a plant for a Mexican restaurant near the campus, as after that spiel, im guessing a lot of guys are taking their dates out for some Mexican food. Margareta sales through the roof.
     
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  7. daywalker02

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    Take Cindy to a Mex restaurant and see if she tells how it is.
     
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  8. Ottomaton

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    Apparently she's internet famous:

     
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    I'd rather watch Sister Wendy

     
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    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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    This. A single margarita is always a regret unless made properly. All that damn sugar! And even when made properly, I’m only good for a few. But I can put the hurt on some good tequila.
     
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    That's some of the funniest **** I've seen in awhile.
     
  12. Sajan

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    Ya not a fan of sugary alcohol drinks at all. Worst freaking hangovers.

    margaritas.
    mimosas.

    no thank you.
     
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    Even one sip is haram and you will have to do the walk of shame naked while we throw stones at you.
     
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    then i shall abstain. unless no one is looking
     
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  16. The Captain

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    To answer this question: zero. I’ve never needed to get ladies drunk to take them home. Also, I prefer a vigorous, firm partner as opposed to a loosely-goosey barely coherent sorority chick.

    That’s not to say that I didn’t have my share but I was usually the more drunk person. :p
     
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    Firm partners, eh?
     
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  19. The Captain

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    Lol…

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  20. cheke64

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    Cheddars has the best margaritas. Maui and painkiller are my 2 favorites. Let me know if yall know another spot that's not a restaurant.
     

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