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  1. Jontro

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    yo mama so clutchfans she likes her d swole :);):(:mad::confused::cool::p:D:eek::oops::rolleyes:o_O
     
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    Your momma so clutchfans she had a DMo booth for Lin Only Fans at the cracklen freedom event after the 14th pick in the draft. Scolandry was there too according to cyber.
     
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    Your momma so clutchfans she reported Quitting for trying.
     
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    Your mama so Clutchfans, she invites @SwoLy-D to thanksgiving.
     
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    Your momma so Clutchfans night in and night out, she's a consummate professional
     
    #45 WestendMassive, May 19, 2023
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    Your momma so Clutchfans she look OK
     
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    Your mama is so ClutchFans, she prayed for Victor but now has to talk herself into being OK with Rockets drafting Amen.
     
    #47 TimDuncanDonaut, May 19, 2023
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    yo mama so clutchfans she clubs baby seals while she laughs heh heh heh
     
    #48 Jontro, May 19, 2023
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    your momma is so Clutchfans - she'd let James Harden hit it - again!
     
    #49 kjayp, May 19, 2023
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    yo momma so Clutchfans she about to show she's on Durant's level
     
    #50 Chuck04, May 19, 2023
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    Your momma so Clutchfans she made Dwight Howard obsolete
     
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    yo mama so clutchfans she followed yao ming home from a game and took pics
     
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans she would've drafted Harold Miner over Robert Horry!!!

    Sorry @Clutch, but it had to be said!!! :D

    Go Rockets!!!
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    yo mama so Clutchfans she the key to a championship formula
     
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    Your momma is Momster aka Teroya Eason......so Clutchfans I know.
     
    #55 daywalker02, May 19, 2023
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    yo momma so clutchfans her idea of 'clap clap play harder' is getting her back blown out!
     
    #56 Verbal Christ, May 19, 2023
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    Yo momma so clutchfans that she became a legend when yo daddy kicked her out of the house.
     
    #57 Easy, May 19, 2023
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    Yo momma so clutchfans that you were supposed to be a twin, but she had to let one of you go due to LTS.
     
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    yo mama so Clutchfans she's a Severo fan
     
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    WOW. What a deep cut! Adelman era gem.
     
    #60 napalm06, May 19, 2023
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