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[Movie] The Super Mario Brothers Movie

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GRENDEL, Oct 6, 2022.

  1. Ubiquitin

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    They should’ve used this guy! That’s Mario!
     
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  2. Ubiquitin

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    Could’ve used this guy too.
     
  3. Ubiquitin

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    They should've given him a heavy Brooklyn accent if they couldn't go full Italiano

    Shoo-in for Luigi

     
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    I like the idea of making Mario an actual Italian, though it's weird that he'd be speaking English in that case. But then, English is the language used in the Mushroom Kingdom realm, for some unknown reason.

    Alright -- I see I'm trying to logic my way through this, and that's utterly pointless, lol.
     
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    This isn't The Godfather.
     
  7. tinman

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    Nintendo is Japanese though
    They got more creativity than Americans for sure
    @Xerobull
     
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    The only Super Mario Bros. I'll watch

     
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    Did Chris Pratt go to the church of the dick root guy?

    @Jontro
     
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    Man they are cooking this movie. First reactions saying they are surprised it was bad.. welp.

    in before people saying there is an agenda against Mario and they dont trust critics.

    those trailers look so good too. sad day.
     
    #50 DreamShook, Apr 4, 2023
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  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    SFW.

    Critics lost me after Ant Man 3. I want to see audience scores.
     
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  12. Ubiquitin

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    It’s a kids movie. About a video game. Who gives a **** what professional critics think.
     
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  13. Ubiquitin

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    Do you know what else critics don’t like? McDonald’s. But my kids ****ing love that ****.
     
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  14. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Less people every second.
     
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    45% lol. Guess I’ll just stick to the Super Nintendo video game. Streaming I’ll watch of course.
     
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    People get so bent out of shape about critics. Critics hate those minions movies but that's a billion dollar franchise people seem to love for some reason. Just because they are critical of a movie doesn't make it less fun. Bad movies can be fun. Back in the day we had nothing but bad fun (action) movies that were awful.

    Fun movies can be critically bad.
     
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    We’re a review driven consumer society. These critics are out of touch with what matters to most people. But their ratings affect the box office and viewership, meaning that sequels or similar movies have less of a chance of being made. See below:

    95% Audience Score right now.

    Got my tickets for Friday, taking the kids.
     
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    A bad review is not going to stop anyone from going out to watch what they want to watch. A good review is not going to make people rush out to go see a movie either. We have seen that forever with low performing Oscar movies to high performing Minion movies. Mario is doing well because everyone wants to see it.

    A bad review means nothing. if a trash movie makes money it's going to get a sequel.
     
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    I remember Siskel & Ebert reviewing Super Troopers and just crapping all over it, so I never cared about seeing it until one day a buddy shows up at the house with the DVD.

    They were wrong...so, so wrong.
     
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