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  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

    Roscoe Arbuckle Member

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    I'm 50 and I would like to share advice to the younger crew.

    I recall when I was 15. I paced my room for hours getting the nerve to ask a girl to a dance. She declined. And that sucked. But I was so nervous and fearful. It was crazy.

    These days, I'll ask anyone out. In my business I get a "no" answer 90% of the time, so I guess I am used to it.

    But, man. Shoot. Even if you miss, 50% of the time it works 100% of the time.
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Ok, Boomhauer.
     
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    You miss all the shots you don’t take. Asked this pretty girl in college from my Econ class to get a cup of coffee, now we love together. You never know.
     
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    I’ve had bad experiences with Bacardi 151, so I would recommend not taking those shots
     
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    Roscoe should play the lead role in the Superbad sequel.
     
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    Sex. Panther. Cologne'.

    ...And you won't even need to ask.
     
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    That’s the first thing that popped into my head.
     
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    i will wait till i’m 15 to ask my crush out.

    pls provide pickup lines for me to practice.
     
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    Every shot taken has its own thread apparently
     
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    So this is our pic. I look awful.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Such a great story with this. Everyone had fun with the homo reference on FB. It is really such a good story with me & my exes husband.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    It's more fun to reminisce and talk about the times you tried and failed than to reminisce and cry over the times you didn't try. My dating life before I got married has provided a lot of material and laughs for my friends and I over the years.
     
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    I laugh more about the many, numerous times I blew it with women either by being an idiot or just clueless.
     
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    Did you misread what she meant when she said "I want it from the back" too, forgetting that you were buying a coke for her at the gas station?
     
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    damn girl, iz u a math textbook? cuz you got a lot of ****in' problems.
     
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    Fatty is the realist person I think I've ever had a chance to run into. Props to you, FFB!

    Keepin' it real!
     
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