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[official] Ted Cruz Self-Humiliation of the Day Thread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by SamFisher, Mar 11, 2022.

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  1. SamFisher

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    #1 SamFisher, Mar 11, 2022
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    You can actually see some small pieces of remaining humanity physically drain away from him at the end when the guy asks him to stand on the back for more pictures.

    The Ray-Ban may block UV rays but they can't prevent the soul remnants from leaking away
     
    #2 SamFisher, Mar 11, 2022
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    is there such a thing as Cruz Derangement Syndrome? I guess now there is
     
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    Is it Ted Cruz or Ted Cruise...Tom Cruise's older brother? ;)

    That was a Jack Reacher maneuver getting out of the truck.
     
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    Disappointed, thought he would have fallen out or something

    Ted Cruz has done 100 more humiliating things than that
     
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    Oh is that a challenge

    Well this is why it deserves its own thread
     
    #6 SamFisher, Mar 11, 2022
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    Is he planning to run against Trump for the Republican nomination?
     
    #7 Reeko, Mar 11, 2022
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    Not sure but if so, this thread will be in business

     
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    Ted would have an orgasm if trump named him as his running mate. In public, if that's where he happened to be when he found out. Messy slacks and everything. That's what he's hoping for, in my opinion. He's delusional, of course.
     
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    Now you see why we needed the thread
     
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    Don't you need a sense of shame to feel humiliation?
     
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    By science, since we have one other Ted Cruz thread where he owns himself, daLibs on here are Deranged for Ted Cruz :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Keep on truckin' CanCruz!!
     
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    He also has a limp handshake
     
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    its amongst his supporters.

    nobody likes ted. even his own family.


    you could also say that trump suffers from cruz derangement syndrome considering that he went from insulting his wife and father and repeatedly calling him "lying ted" to then calling him "beautiful ted".

    anyone who thinks this slimebag is "beautiful" is either blind or deranged.
    [​IMG]
     
    #17 jo mama, Mar 21, 2022
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    I wonder if he went by "Rafael" in Cancun...
     
    #18 MexAmercnMoose, Mar 21, 2022
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    I'd never noticed one of the best parts of that video -- she tries to flick him away at the beginning, or she's flicking a booger at her own father. Either way, it's excellent and belongs in this important thread.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I think the secret here is that Ted Cruz has near-bottomless capacity for self-abasement in pursuit of power but also is either very bad at hiding it, or just has what is referred to as "Resting Ashamed Face"
     
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