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Nukes hit, is there a clutchfan bunker I can stay?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VanityHalfBlack, Feb 26, 2022.

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  1. VanityHalfBlack

    VanityHalfBlack Member

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    You hook me up dawg? @CCorn
    I’m from Alief
     
    #1 VanityHalfBlack, Feb 26, 2022
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    I'm prepared to drive to Katy and evacuate from there.
     
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  3. CCorn

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    I live on the coast. We’d hit water.
     
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  4. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    No way I'm sitting in a bunker with you while you ask 30 poll questions an hour.
     
    #4 KingCheetah, Feb 26, 2022
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  5. Ubiquitin

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  6. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Damn. So, Russians spies have definitely experienced the Gulf Freeway and want to wipe it from history. :oops:

    EDIT: Also, looks like we will need a CF meet-up in Big Bend.
     
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    No worries, we won't allow for a mineshaft gap. There will be room for everyone female and hot.
     
    #7 Bobbythegreat, Feb 26, 2022
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  8. Buck Turgidson

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    No reason to nuke Austin unless things go totally extinction-level, so I'm all good 75 miles away.

    Males will be considered on a case-by-case basis, dependent on what *cough* supplies *cough* they show up with.
     
    #8 Buck Turgidson, Feb 26, 2022
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  9. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    You are welcome here in Oregon. We have plenty of water, pot, Subarus and manly, soccer loving lesbians.
     
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  10. Dr of Dunk

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    Well, I just read somewhere Austin is the 2nd-most overvalued housing market, so you have to admit a nuke would help with housing prices there.

    Yeah, and with our luck, just in time for Mt. Rainier to blow its top, take Washington and half of Oregon with it. You're not foolin' me!
     
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    I built a reinforced concrete bunker homemade in the backyard , hopefully it holds up
     
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    LOL ... I'd open up my crib to CF's in case of a doomsday nuke attack, but @SwoLy-D already has the guest house on reserve! I will post if I decide to kick him to the curb! :cool:

    (P.S.) I can't do that to my homie! He's annoying, but he's got a half-decent good heart!

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    We are currently discussing planetary evacuation plans in the Styx forum. Trappist-1e is the current evacuation site. Check that thread if you'd like to hitch a ride.
     
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    This could make for a good ending to the Clutchfan's movie. I like it. Everyone in a bunker together, utterly unable to communicate without a keyboard, avoiding eye contact, awkwardly awaiting the unknown, when the light bulb dangling from a cord in the roof suddenly goes out. and the credits roll.
     
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    Not…enough…room! Don’t come in!

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  18. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    This only works if Fatty is involved..
     
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    No you didn't.

    What about the rest of "The Villages"?
     
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    Dear god no. How much penicillin do you think I have?
     
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