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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, May 20, 2004.

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  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE THIS THREAD TO REPLY
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    #1 rockHEAD, May 20, 2004
  2. fadeaway

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    "Respect my authoritah!"
     
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  3. AroundTheWorld

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    And this is how we are going to administer the hair transplant for me...
     
    #3 AroundTheWorld, May 20, 2004
  4. Jeff

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    The two-fisted squatting crotch thrust punch was effective but made Mr. Anderson's students and their parents a little uncomfortable when he insisted on repeating the demonstration over and over.
     
    #4 Jeff, May 20, 2004
  5. Lil Pun

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    You have no... you have no... marbles. You have no marbles!
     
    #5 Lil Pun, May 20, 2004
  6. B-ball freak

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    come on, seriously, guess which hand.
     
    #6 B-ball freak, May 20, 2004
  7. Rashmon

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    "So you're getting married RM95? Well, you won't be needing these."
     
    #7 Rashmon, May 20, 2004
  8. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Awesome! :D
     
    #8 Rocketman95, May 20, 2004
  9. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Jeff Van Gundy's NEW "Follow My Team Game Plan Or Pay The Consequences" technique.
     
    #9 boomboom, May 20, 2004
  10. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    The sign says "Push bar to open" not "Push balls to open"
     
    #10 boomboom, May 20, 2004
  11. Austin70

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    With one hard thrust, your nuts will be in your mouth.
     
    #11 Austin70, May 20, 2004
  12. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Neo. If you are truly the one. This won't hurt.
     
    #12 PhiSlammaJamma, May 20, 2004
  13. MR. MEOWGI

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    LET GO OF MY PURSE!!!
     
    #13 MR. MEOWGI, May 20, 2004
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    Interracial karate.
     
    #14 coma, May 20, 2004
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    Snatch the pebble from my hand.
     
    #15 pasox2, May 20, 2004
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    Rock....Paper.......Nutsack!
     
    #16 MoBalls, May 20, 2004
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    "I've shown you my Crouching Tiger, now you must show me your Hidden Dragon"
     
    #17 Castor27, May 20, 2004
  18. MacBeth

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    And this is another move I've perfected for the times when your assailant has attempted to come at you with a reverse crab crawl attack followed by leg-pinching double kick...
     
    #18 MacBeth, May 20, 2004
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    That was great. Bobby would be proud.

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    It started out as a normal class, but then got a little weird when Sensei Henderson stated that he wanted to demontrate his new "Angry Monkey" sexual position on an unsuspecting Tom.
     
    #19 rimbaud, May 20, 2004
  20. Rashmon

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    ...this one cracked me up
     
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