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Husband slap wife with penis on zoom call.

In the latest Zoom mishap, a man has slapped his wife his penis whilst she was in a work zoom meeting.

In a now-deleted Reddit post, the guilty husband detailed how the faux pas happened.

He described a new lockdown game which he has been playing with his other half in which two slap each other with random items.

After his wife slapped him with a tampon, he decided to up the stakes.


“Today I decided it was time for revenge. I got out of the shower, dried off and looked for her. I saw she was on her computer with headphones on. I snuck in from the side and – boom – dick slapped her square on the cheek. She never stood a chance. I stood there expectantly waiting for her to laugh or some sort of reaction.”

“She turned around, white in the face, and just said “I’m on a call”.
With co-workers witnessing the ordeal, the husband added, “I’m scared that I’m going to be reported for some kind of domestic abuse. I don’t even know how to explain to them the situation because it’s so stupid. I slapped my wife with my dong and now I’m gonna have to leave the country. Today I f**ked up.”

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that link isn’t right

 

Thanks fixed. https://grmdaily.com/husband-slaps-wife-with-penis-during-zoom/

 

Can't tell what's funnier.

@txtony for wanting more information about a husband slapping a wife with his penis or @TimDuncanDonaut for probably searching for "husband slap penis wife" and spending time trying to find the proper news story.

 

Dude's one of those phone sex chat freaks

 

No pix? Lame. How am I supposed to put a penis to a face?

 

OMG!!!