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  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Girls born in 2000 can do p*rn.
     
    #121 KingCheetah, Apr 10, 2018
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    one direction no longer being the t*** makes jontro feel very old.
     
    #122 Jontro, Apr 10, 2018
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    Now jontro so old he have t*** of the man kind...
     
    #123 Torn n Frayed, Apr 11, 2018
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Music festival promos.
     
    #124 REEKO_HTOWN, Apr 11, 2018
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    That this thread title is a copy of one I made almost 7 years ago.
     
    #125 Ubiquitin, Apr 11, 2018
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    Saldivar who killed Selena in 1995 is eligible for parole in just 4 more years, during all that time I felt the Rockets could had won another championship
     
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    "I tell my kid, you're young you don't have it upstairs
    He tells me, I'm old I don't have it downstairs."


    "I told my wife I want to die in bed.
    She says again?"


    "In Vegas, played the slot machine, three prunes came up."


    "At this age, when I hear someone says they go both ways,
    I think it's number one and number two"


    "I know I'm getting old, I squeeze into a parking place,
    and I'm satisfied"


    "At my age, I want two girls at once, you know
    if I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to."
     
    #127 TimDuncanDonaut, Dec 6, 2020
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    Man boobs.
     
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    I first posted in this thread as a man with no kids. I now have a soon to be three year old and a 2 day old. Crazy how life changes and makes you feel old quickly.
     
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    Girls born in 2000 are retiring from doing p*rn... Also I just saw the banner celebrating wikipedia's 20th anniversary.
     
    #130 KingCheetah, Jan 16, 2021
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    I figured they'd just transition to the MILF category
     
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    Wesley Snipes movies
     
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    Anybody that remembers GTA: Vice City. To those that don't, it was released in 02 but set in the mid 80's, and the soundtrack had a bunch of old 80's songs.

    Vice City is as old now (or older) as those songs were then.
     
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  14. The Captain

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    If this makes you feel old, you’re young.
     
    #134 The Captain, Jan 17, 2021
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    jonbenet would be like 30 years old now
     
    #135 IBTL, Jan 17, 2021
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    Tiktok makes me feel ancient
     
    #136 Aware, Jan 17, 2021
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    Everyone from Gilligan's Island is dead except Ginger.
     
    #137 droxford, Jan 17, 2021
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    10 years ago.
     
    #138 Ubiquitin, Jan 17, 2021
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    Things that make you feel old?

    Getting out of bed first thing in the morning...sucks:(

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    #139 BamBam, Jan 17, 2021
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    Liam Neeson says he is officially retiring from action movies.

    This sucks. Makes me want to parachute a snowplow off the back of a cargo plane somewhere over Uzbekistan so I can go find my daughter
     
    #140 Buck Turgidson, Jan 17, 2021
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