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100 Reasons Why the Rockets Will Beat the Lakers

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Texas Stoke, Apr 17, 2004.

  1. ths balla

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    136) because i prayed they would
     
  2. RocketsFAN3035

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    137......

    the triangle offense is a myth....

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    We are the best team in the east.....yeah, that's right, I said it

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    because if we don't, who will?

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    because no one REALLY likes the Lake-show
     
  3. agballer98

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    Because all of my favorite teams can't lose this year.
     
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    141) 'Cause I just saved a bunch of money by calling Geico.
     
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    142. Because all of the Rockets fans are going to bring pictures of Kobe's accuser to the game to get into his head!
     
  6. Willis25

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    143. no more Mark Madsen victory dance to look forward to

    [​IMG]
     
  7. qiumi

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    #144. Because Yao posted on his BBS that JVG talked about strategies against Spurs last night.
     
  8. LegendZ3

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    #145

    Because I already printed out 1000 of those for sell:
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    So you better win damnit!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:
     
  9. Rollinrockets

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    Because 100 is exactly the amount of dollars I bet in Vegas that the Rox will win the CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!


    Hows that for a vote of confidence?

    I believe again!!!!


    (20 to 1 odds) GO ROCKETS!!!! I could sure use the 2 grand.
     
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    #147 Fakers run out of their luck last game when Lakers made profit from Kobe's airball.
     
  11. SageHare6

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    #148 Because everybody lovers a WINNER!!!!!

    #149 Because Kobe needs to get back to procreating with underage teens.

    #150 Because Yao has over A BILLION FANS!!!!

    #151 And McDonald's wants to serve over A TRILLION HAMBURGERS!!!!


    theSAGE
     
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    152:Cause Jvg has fewer hair than Phi Jackson.
    Chinese saying: a smart head doesn't grow hair
     
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    153. Because..."We don't need excuses to lose, we need reasons to win." - JVG after Game 1...great quote - one of his best this year.
     
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    154. Because Boki needs to prove why we took him 15th overall...passing on Boozer et al.
     
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    155. Because the Lakers have become our most hated rival (ala Seattle and Utah of the 80's and 90's)...
     
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    156. [​IMG]

    "I pity the fool who don't beat the Lakers!"
     
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    157. Because I said so =)
     
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    #158: Because we all care so much to make this damn list!
     
  19. horns fan

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    If Chewbaca is a wookie, the Rockets must prevail!

    PS: Due to Kobe's defense team's refusal to employ the Chewbaca defense, Kobe should go ahead and start practicing his new workout.
    1. Grab ankles firmly
    2. "Thank you sir, may I have another"
    Repeat as "Yard Time" allows..... ain't prison great...
     
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    160. Cause Lakers are just a group of F**king Fakers!
     

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