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Best time of day for sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Nov 21, 2020.

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Best time of day for sex?

  1. First thing in the morning before you get out of bed

    16 vote(s)
    26.2%

  2. Mid-morning after eating, working out, etc

    4 vote(s)
    6.6%

  3. Lunchtime

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  4. Afternoon Delight

    7 vote(s)
    11.5%

  5. Early evening after dinner

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  6. Right before bed, routine is king!

    12 vote(s)
    19.7%

  7. Wake up in the middle of the night sex

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  8. Drunken 3 AM sex

    8 vote(s)
    13.1%

  9. I am a virgin

    3 vote(s)
    4.9%

  10. Whenever your mom is available

    8 vote(s)
    13.1%
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  1. The Captain

    The Captain Member

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    Best time of day for sex?
     
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  2. Dream Sequence

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    After the wife leaves?
     
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  3. Ottomaton

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    Gonna post this, because if I dont someone else will.

     
    #3 Ottomaton, Nov 21, 2020
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  4. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Two old men are sitting on an apartment stoop talking about their schlongs.

    1: "How long is yours soft?"
    2: "How long?"
    1: "Yeah, everybody brags about it hard. But how long is yours soft?"
    2: * pauses, thinks *
    2: "Since 1957!"
     
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  5. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Yes.
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    When she's awake
     
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    First thing in the morning for obvious reasons.
     
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  8. The Captain

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    Never understood that. I usually have to pee really badly.
     
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  9. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Any time the dominant hand is willing and able.
     
    #9 Juxtaposed Jolt, Nov 21, 2020
  10. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    Any time is the correct answer.
     
    #10 TWS1986, Nov 21, 2020
  11. donkeypunch

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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Buck Turgidson

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    The correct method is the giraffe

    [​IMG]
     
    #12 Buck Turgidson, Nov 21, 2020
  13. LosPollosHermanos

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    9pm, or weekend morning after u get up
     
    #13 LosPollosHermanos, Nov 21, 2020
  14. DonkeyMagic

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    debatable
     
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  15. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    You left out the option "whenever she wants it".
     
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    I remember seeing one of their children on the voice usa.



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    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Anytime.
     
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  18. donkeypunch

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    WTF? So, youre drinking your own mountain dew? Ill pass
     
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  19. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    Weekend sex is pretty good. I remember I would have sex right before work back when I worked at a big oil and gas company, it was great. Then I'd roll into the office and out close everyone in tickets.
     
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