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House and Chandler both OUT for “personal reasons”

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by ashleyem, Sep 8, 2020.

  1. Zboy

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    Plot Twist: It turned out to be Tyson Chandler's girl.

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  2. nsng20

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    Bron sent in a "stripper" to entice the rockets and dumbass house fell for it.
     
  3. Jturbofuel

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    She is a smokeshow I bet most of the league has put up a shot with her at this point.
     
  4. Mr. Space City

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    taylor rooks rumor makes no sense anyways,

    she could get damn near any top tier athlete and she's gonna get with.... danuel house? lol

    i doubt he got a mouthpiece like that lmao
     
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    Do you remember our coach is Mike D'Antoni?
     
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    so why was Chandler out? did they double team her?
     
  8. Zboy

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    You better put some respec into one of the top 2 way players in the league.
     
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    Has to be a twist to it.
     
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    "I'm slept on heavily" :eek:

    "With pillow and blanket" :eek::eek:

    "My goal here was to hit the snooze button and come here.." :eek::eek::eek:

    "I am one of the top two-way players in the league":eek::eek::eek::eek:

    I mean, all the clues were right there. We missed it.
     
  12. Zboy

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    That's her pickup line.

    House obliged.
     
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  13. Zboy

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    I am not even going to argue against this because he is the kind of dumbass that would do something stupid like this in the middle of 2nd round of playoffs lol.

    I thought we had IQ problems on the court, but looks like it extends beyond it haha.
     
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    So did he try to sneak a girl in, or did he put someone that he barely knew as an offical GF/wife and they found out she wasnt?

    Man this could be a huge distraction. Will he have to quarantine again? Man wtf
     
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    Welp, this explains some of our 2nd half body language.

    Thanks Dan... This is a W If you are ready to play.
     
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    How would they find out if she wasn't his GF?

    Did a Laker snitch?
     
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    I just have to say this is the funniest thread I've read in a while. I anxiously await more ridiculous details.
     
  18. 18pbr

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    Come on dog, you got two good hands. Use them playa.lol
     
  19. Zboy

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    He did.

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    You have got to be fking kidding me.
     

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